Renton 27739 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 The fewm on the SMB is a delight btw. 13 likes. I mean one's one of the greatest strikers of the modern era, the other is one of the most streamed artists of all time. Boring bastards. I bet herra soul mob has had a really interesting life in comparison. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 139 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 Had to get in quick before it hits the private shame dungeon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43814 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 4 minutes ago, Renton said: The fewm on the SMB is a delight btw. 13 likes. I mean one's one of the greatest strikers of the modern era, the other is one of the most streamed artists of all time. Boring bastards. I bet herra soul mob has had a really interesting life in comparison. I'm just surprised they're not claiming him as an MLF tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42066 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 I can’t fucking stand Sting but they absolutely laud anyone who claims to be a Sunderland, sorry, massive lads fan, however minor a celebrity they are. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 George Clarke, Lauren Laverne, and Wearside Jack. 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43814 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 Wallsend rock stars are the worst, marra. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Wallsend rock stars are the worst, marra. Except Jimmy Nayal, marra. Coz ey windmills with the best of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43814 Posted October 29 Share Posted October 29 Just now, Dazzler said: Except Jimmy Nayal, marra. Coz ey windmills with the best of them. Jimmy Nayal, seycret MLF, marra. Cayum home with the other MLFs when we played in Standad Leyayge in that mayad up friendley on Auf Weydasehen pet, marra. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 Schroedinger's black cat. SJP has an atmosphere of a morgue. But we only beat PSG because they don't like loud noises. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12324 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 Hang on, it winds him up that we dare to support our team? Fuck me, we are rent free in their heads. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 584 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Craig said: Fuck me, we are rent free in their heads. Edited October 30 by AgentAxeman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 1781 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 32 minutes ago, Renton said: Schroedinger's black cat. SJP has an atmosphere of a morgue. But we only beat PSG because they don't like loud noises. I love the fact that there are loads of comments like this on there. Why would they be bothered we beat PSG? They were not even in the Premier League at the time, let alone the Champions League. There were about 4 of us saying how Sunderland have actually done alright to be 2nd in the table after their 9th game. We were also pleased to see that Chelsea had dropped 3 points. It is starting to feel like the late 90s when the Boro fans were trying to fabricate a derby feeling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 4 hours ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: It is starting to feel like the late 90s when the Boro fans were trying to fabricate a derby feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 Why aye. This happened. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Wedding season, eh? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43814 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 8 hours ago, Renton said: Why aye. This happened. 🎵 I'm a story teller And my stories must be told They're always about us and the mags And they never will get old Many tales I have to tell you Many mags will have tears shedding But anyway.... Did I tell you the one..... About the mag and.... My dauaaaghter's weeeeedding? 🎶 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 8 hours ago, Renton said: Why aye. This happened. I’m sure his daughter would have been over the moon that her dad prioritised an inconsequential football game and pathetic point scoring exercise over celebrating his little girl’s big day. I say “would have been” because none of it is true. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 I love that in every one of these made up stories they play the role of antagonist and can’t see it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 26 minutes ago, Dazzler said: I say “would have been” because none of it is true. It did happen mind. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 62981 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 The REAL celebrations took place in the bridal suite later that evening, which is what this made up mackem copium is REALLY about. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Can someone do an AI of the father-of-the-bride’s speech? I can’t be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27739 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Can someone do an AI of the father-of-the-bride’s speech? I can’t be arsed. Here you gaan. Couldn't be arsed to finesse it but not bad. " Gadgies and gadgies, lasses and lads! Hear, hear! My little princess, our lass, she looks absolutely stunning today, mind. Proper claeshed up, like a movie star. Couldn't be prouder of her, like. A proper Mackem beauty. A Tragic Day But then... him. The Geordie scum, the black and white mag, standing there with his stupidly handsome face. I mean, look at him! The day our lass told me they were getting engaged... I tell ya, that was the single worst day of my life. And that's saying something, because I've lived through some dark days, hinny. Like, I've seen some proper shite football. I've seen Kevin Phillips get sold. I've seen the day Darren Bent of all people, the man who couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo, scored the goal for Burton Albion that sent our beloved Aunderland down to League One. That was pain. Real, soul-crushing, Mackem pain. But this, this Geordie marrying my daughter? This is a whole new level of trauma, like. It's an unholy alliance. It's treason! He's corrupted her! Why couldn't she just marry a nice lad from Grangetown or Southwick? Why did she have to choose a pigeon-fancier from the Tyne? The Only Thing That Matters But you know what? Forget all that! It's all bollocks, honestly! Because none of that matters, none of it, compared to the glorious, beautiful, beautiful news that's just come in! Reg Cheese’s team has just beaten Chelsea! We did them! Three points! Up the Mackems! Get in! So raise your glass! To the beautiful bride! And fuck that geordie bell end. Mind the gap. FTM!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14195 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 was hoping for more attention to what happened in the bridal suite, if I'm being honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 1781 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 What I do not get about this story is. 1) If it is made up (I know, I know) why would you want to create a story that your daughter married a 'scruffy', 'minging' person? 2) If it is true (I know, I know) why would you say that your daughter married a 'scruffy', 'minging' person'. In both scenarios it makes you question, does this make his daughter only able to attract such people? Poor woman. I cannot believe that I think this, but, the only way this can be an alright story is if he didn’t have a daughter. My brother is married to a Mackem. She is a lovely woman. Her family are nice people. If anything, I find my brother harder work than them 🤣 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 7 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said: My brother is married to a Mackem. She is a lovely woman. Her family are nice people. If anything, I find my brother harder work than them 🤣 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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