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As soon as it started going to shot there the poisonous atmosphere only made it worse. But aye, like Howay says, we’re the  club with the deluded fans. 

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50 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

There's a favourite goal poll on their official twitter feed and 3 of the 4 options are versus us. Not enough for them though, many are querying where the Johnson goal option is.

 

Should be where the gaol option is for that fucking fiddler

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56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

MH17

FTM

 

Written on the bogs wall in Rosie's. Stay classy, Sunderland. :good:

 

Not like them to be carrying out furtive shenanigans in the close vicinity of Chinese restaurants.…

 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

MH17

FTM

 

Written on the bogs wall in Rosie's. Stay classy, Sunderland. :good:

 

 

Uncal Mick must have been on one of his clandestine missions again. Sneaking under cover of night like The Scarlet Pimpernel.

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Uncal Mick must have been on one of his clandestine missions again. Sneaking under cover of night like The Scarlet Pimpernel.

It was one of the lads from RTG. He walked in the bar alone and announced to a bar full of mags what he was going to do and would anyone care to stop him? All the mags shit themselves and looked at the floor while he went in and wrote it. He then went to walk out but picked up someone's pint, necked it then said, 'Mags? Mugs more like' before leaving the building.

 

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32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

It was one of the lads from RTG. He walked in the bar alone and announced to a bar full of mags what he was going to do and would anyone care to stop him? All the mags shit themselves and looked at the floor while he went in and wrote it. He then went to walk out but picked up someone's pint, necked it then said, 'Mags? Mugs more like' before leaving the building.

 


:icon_lol: typical Mag shitehawks, mate. Soft cocks

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They've gone from expecting to win and the opposition hoping for a draw to themselves hoping for a draw and the opposition expecting to win..To get back in favour with the few fans who attend games,Donny has invited a couple of MLFs into the boardroom ,but have since admitted having no idea of their Job descriptions.

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So, since the season of goodwill is upon us, ( and I’ve partaken of several Christmas spirits ), a question arises in my mind about our sister-fucking neighbours. 

But first some preamble.…

Our long rivalry has brought both pain and pleasure, in our case the latter mostly edging it, with us historically beating the fuck out of them on everything that counts. 

They love to bleat on about the last few derby results, but they were very much Pyrrhic victories for them- it seemed that they threw everything at them to the ultimate detriment of their club as a whole. 

( And it most definitely is a hole). 

For the last 20+ years, they’ve royally stunk out whichever league they’ve infected, with their rancid fan’s behaviour and their laughably needy desperation to be loved by every and any club that isn’t us. 

The nadir of this awfulness was their morally bankrupt support, from the highest to lowest level of their club, of their beloved player,  convicted paedophile Adam Johnson. 

It’s been an absolute joy to watch them plummet through the leagues, dragging poor Burton Albion with them, and a constant source of delight to witness the filthy pack of cunts have their hopes momentarily raised, just to see them crash and burn faster and more spectactularly than the Challenger shuttle. 

 

Whenever our despised owner has given them fuel to cackle like senile old women at our own club’s woes, their various owners over the years have always, without fail, managed to fuck things up on a far more hilarious scale than anything the Fat Cunt has managed. 

 

And so… the question. 

Would you rather see them continue on their monumental spiral down to oblivion, knowing it ultimately means no more derbys, but brings the massively entertaining money-shot of seeing them crash out of existence/the Football League, or would you rather see them level out where they are, permanently in the twilight zone, but with the odd chance of meeting them in the cups? 

 

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Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts. 

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3 minutes ago, Howay said:

Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts. 

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Evil genius. 
 

However, that does then deny our own future generations of the sheer delight and delicious hatred of them that we’ve so thoroughly enjoyed. 
 

Also, seeing them exist in a state of permanent misery as they yo-yo between League 1 and 2, making new alliances with Forest Green Rovers and Salford City :lol:, seems a far greater, and longer lasting pleasure, than the short lived but undoubtedly hilarious fact of them ceasing to exist would bring? 

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:lol: We’ll always have the clip of fat lass going “weeeyuh in the premieeer leeeague not the championship” with her club tie on though. 

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As eternally amusing as that bushpig is, this walking advert for bad barbering and dentistry is even better :lol:

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https://youtu.be/rBSCfmbVDYY

Bushpig is at 30s in. 
This absolute pearler is from 34s on 

“ You worried?”

” Not werried at all, tharrin a diffrunt leygue. 
If we were playing Rotherham and Burton Albion weeyk in an weeyk out wey’d be top of the Leygue anarl!” 
 

:lol:

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