Gemmill 35493 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Meet the lads that are deciding the future of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30768 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Boris is great, man. He hasn't even got a tie on. What a wag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Those two need a BBC2 sitcom to display the full spectrum of their talents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 They look like Nick Park creations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30768 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Park Life said: Those two need a BBC2 sitcom to display the full spectrum of their talents. I think they pretty much render satire obsolete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Alex said: I think they pretty much render satire obsolete Neither of us would beat Boris at scrabble tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Nah, Boris wouldn't be able to resist playing longer low-scoring words when XI and XU around a triple-letter score would net him 50+ points. (This isn't some kind of allegorical political point, I just don't think he'd be very good at Scrabble.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Nah, Boris wouldn't be able to resist playing longer low-scoring words when XI and XU around a triple-letter score would net him 50+ points. (This isn't some kind of allegorical political point, I just don't think he'd be very good at Scrabble.) He's got all those Frenglish words in his armoury tho. In the fukin Dictionary an all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35493 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I'd let him get into a healthy lead and then beat him to death. Happy for it to be called a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4968 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Parliament gets a vote on the Brexit Bill. Davis apparently has had his arse handed to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26802 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 So their options are vote for whatever shit is served up or leave with no deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4968 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, ewerk said: So their options are vote for whatever shit is served up or leave with no deal? So it would appear. The guy is fucking useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14907 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 You could put Armando Ianucci, Ian Hislop, David Frost, the fellah who wrote Yes Minister and the host of great satirists throughout the ages in a room and their combined wit and imagination couldn't come up with the abdoloute shower of utter shit that is todays Conservative Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Imagine the cognitive dissonance you have to live with to be a Tory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4968 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Park Life said: Imagine the cognitive dissonance you have to live with to be a Tory. You're assuming they believe that they're the best thing for the country? They could just be entirely self serving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: You're assuming they believe that they're the best thing for the country? They could just be entirely self serving... Nah research shows it's just penile dysfunction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 nearly a quarter of leave voters prefer their steak well done https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/14/sex-slang-steak-views-leave-remain-worlds-apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: nearly a quarter of leave voters prefer their steak well done https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/14/sex-slang-steak-views-leave-remain-worlds-apart Ketchup with steak! WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Ketchup with steak! WTF tell me you don't love it like the donald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18044 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 "Leave voters also want out of Eurovision. Forty-one percent of leave voters say they have made their mind up that the UK should permanently exit the Eurovision song contest". Truly the end times for @Meenzer this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: tell me you don't love it like the donald! A spoonful of peppercorn sauce at most. Anything else is sacrilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18044 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 29 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: A spoonful of peppercorn sauce at most. Anything else is sacrilege. Less believable than Gloom tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3720 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 No cherry tomatoes so I’m doubtful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Renton said: "Leave voters also want out of Eurovision. Forty-one percent of leave voters say they have made their mind up that the UK should permanently exit the Eurovision song contest". Truly the end times for @Meenzer this. All this time I've been acting like my post-Brexit emigration Plan B is driven by financial, moral and quality of life concerns, when in fact... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted November 16, 2017 Author Share Posted November 16, 2017 “A record 2.37m EU citizens now working in the UK — 112,000 more than a year ago + up every quarter of 2017 to date”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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