DubiousBobcat 0 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Maybe when they get in their huddle before kick off, they all say "fuck Pardew and his Barcelona tactics, just remember Alladyce had unfinished business here. We owe him that long ball." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The only hope is that they come out flat because they'll feel this one is in the bag. We're all familiar with that 'tactic'. Affectionately known as 'doing a Newcastle' I've heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Big pressure on pardoo now. Booed off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4082 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sickening. There are so many things wrong with us. Started to make a list of them to post but it will just take to bloody long. Just easier to enjoy those boos at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted April 27, 2013 Author Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well I could see that wasn't working after 90seconds. 4minutes later and I'm waiting for Pardew to spot it. Sissoko on the right wing ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 866 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Shocking. Perch and Jonas off for Gouffran and HBA - we've lost this game for certain but let's at least make a fist of it as we were doing at the end of the second half. If Perch isn't sitting in and protecting the back four then what is he doing? Not scoring, that's for sure. He needs to be off. Jonas has been atrocious as well. Johnson should not be on the pitch - utterly baffling decision. You simply cannot grab another player from the ground and wrestle them off the ball, for any reason, at any point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Thanks Newcastle United, I'm comfort eating chips (crisps) at 3:20 in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I'm going for a poo . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Affectionately known as 'doing a Newcastle' I've heard... Wonder if we can sneak Pardew into their room for the rousing half time demotivational speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Absolutely comical defending aswell though, there's no cohesion or a voice at the back keeping everyone in check. Far too much room for Sturridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I'm going for a poo . I could do with a sit doon mesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Fuck me if Wigan had won. They played well aswell. Do I really need to rely on the other teams to save us?!!!!! We had 4 get out of jail cards. Now 3 left. Sick as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 To be fair we played Benfica over two weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4082 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 We'll be 2-0 down by half time with HBA and Gouffran coming on in the second half when it'll be too late. I hate myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Predicting we come out fighting second half - miss 2 or 3 sitters - concede one stupid defensive lapse/penalty to take the wind out or sails, before bringing on gouffran and ben arfa to try and salvage the game to no avail. Plus at least one more first team injury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4082 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Fuck me if Wigan had won. They played well aswell. Do I really need to rely on the other teams to save us?!!!!! We had 4 get out of jail cards. Now 3 left. Sick as fuck. Both Villa and Wigan are better footballing sides than us. Not sure we deserve to stay up. We may still not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The mess left after having a poo standing up is about where we are at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Very disappointing again, the team selection had me scratching my head tbh. Can't have Cisse on his own with no support and the midfield has gone missing. Drop Cabaye back with Tiote and bring on Ben Arfa and Ameobi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Plus at least one more first team injury Steven Taylor with a pretend injury is my prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Here is a prediction. Even if we get humped tomorrow or even tonight when things have died down people will come on here and make these excuses for Pardew. Injuries. Last summer. Liverpool can play well you know. Liverpool can play, so the decision to just sit back and let them play their possession game is absurd. We should be pressing high, breaking up their play but instead we're just set up with no counterattacking intent other than to hoy aimless balls into the sky. We're getting battered, booked and when these cheating twats manage to get one of our lot sent off, it'll be an even more demoralising defeat than the mackem game. We should've switched formation the moment the first fucking goal went in because you can't play like this at home when you have players like Ben Arfa & Gouffran who might actually create something going forward. Fuck off Pardew, the one thing i cannot stand is a manager not trying to win a very winnable home game. Appalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Very disappointing again, the team selection had me scratching my head tbh. Can't have Cisse on his own with no support and the midfield has gone missing. Drop Cabaye back with Tiote and bring on Ben Arfa and Ameobi. NO AMEOBI PLEASE. HE IS FINISHED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Very disappointing again, the team selection had me scratching my head tbh. Can't have Cisse on his own with no support and the midfield has gone missing. Drop Cabaye back with Tiote and bring on Ben Arfa and Ameobi. Gouffran and HBA coming on, if it's for Perch and Jonas that will have 8 of our 11 being French speakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4669 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Players revolt obviously at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 I hate myself. Any thoughts on the outcome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Why the fuck is Efan Ekoku so biased towards Liverpool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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