The Fish 9340 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 BMXing . Putting bangers in mounds of dogshit . we had them with mash in our house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 You had a pool and staff? Privileged twat. Just trying to outdo the fish as faux posh person of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20234 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Sunday evenings were the worst thing in the entire world ever, hearing the Bullseye theme tune still makes me depressed. Loved going swimming every day in the summer holiday, was sunny pretty much every day, massive grass area for a kickabout then back in the pool when you were too hot. Some chips from the canteen when you got hungry, made friends with the staff so always got a few extra chucked on. Life was good I swear we had better summers 20 odd years ago. My memories of summer school holidays are magic. Six weeks that seemed to go on forever. Now it's over before you blink and you can count the sunny days on one hand. Getting a quarter bag of cola cubes or sherbet lemons and it being the most exciting thing ever. Games of football that started before school, continued at breaks and lunch time and concluded at home time with a rugby score. Roy of the Rovers. My ZX Spectrum. Getting pissed on the streets on cheap cider. Edited May 3, 2013 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 we had them with mash in our house. Feistel Bangers - that was them. Yellow with a solid type fuse. German gear. They had an even dispersal as the wound cardboard skin didn't have designed-in weak spots like the run-of-the-mill Astra or Standard makes of banger. The newsagent on St Thomas' Street opposite Haymarket Bus Station used to sell us them . It was also home to the Whistling Moon Traveller Rocket Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18287 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 You know, there's nothing worse than people substantially younger than you getting nostalgic. That wasn't aimed at you btw LtB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 Talc. You to love getting smothered in talc when I was a nipper. (Suppose I could still do that now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18287 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Talc. You to love getting smothered in talc when I was a nipper. (Suppose I could still do that now That wasn't necessarily normal even then though....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 That wasn't necessarily normal even then though....... I think all mothers of a certain age used to smother their kids in it once upon a time. (awaits confirmation ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 It would certainly help with the chafing under your bitch tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14181 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Talc. You to love getting smothered in talc when I was a nipper. (Suppose I could still do that now The only plausible reason for the grammar and punctuation in that post is because you're distracted by OH GOD NO :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 "You to love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I think all mothers of a certain age used to smother their kids in it once upon a time. (awaits confirmation ) Aye, until the bairns were about 2, you freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 £1 says Gemimll still talcs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 £1 says Gemimll still talcs. £1? At least give odds man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Who? I didn't even notice that. Is CT drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'm hiding upstairs while the wife does the last minute packing and barks orders. Sort of typing but looking over my shoulder as she thinks I'm doing something important. Sorry Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He's put weight on and it's " gone straight to his fingers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39254 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Help her out man, you lazy good-for-nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14181 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I didn't even notice that. Is CT drunk? He's typing like that because OH GOD NO :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 He's typing like that because OH GOD NO :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 CT, talc is for fat people. You owe me a pound. The best thing about being young was just the amount of time you had on your hands. The next time I'll have as much spare time on my hands as I did as a student, I'll be in my fucking 60s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 having a small child. there just isn't the time to do either anymore, regrettably. Aye I know that feeling like. Splitting up from the wife was the only answer to that one! Unfortunately it has the negative effect of meaning I don't get to see my bairn every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Sleeping well is the thing I miss the most. When I was a bairn the house alarm (which was right outside me bedroom window) could go off and I wouldn't wake up. Ever since the bairn was born I've never slept all night without being mortal and thats not the same thing really. As a result I feel completely fucked every single morning when I wake up. When I was at school I just sit watching films most nights til about two in the morning and I was fresh as a daisy after a good sleep. Now if I stay up that late I'll be like a zombie in the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Aye I know that feeling like. Splitting up from the wife was the only answer to that one! Unfortunately it has the negative effect of meaning I don't get to see my bairn every day! You ended your marriage to give yourself more wanking time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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