Politics

[wykikitoon 23902]

[Howmanheyman 38143]

14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Isn't it a little ironic that a lot of Europe today will be celebrating VE day, whilst Europe at the same time is falling into Facism? 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 38143]

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(SFW)

[Dr Gloom 24387]

Trade deal with the US incoming, though sounds like it will be limited in scope and ambition (cars and steel with the 10% "global baseline tariff" remaining in place)

[Gemmill 52900]

If we haven't even got shot of the brand new tariffs, I don't know quite what has been achieved. Hopefully we're not about to be flooded with chlorinated meat. 

[Holden McGroin 8091]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

If we haven't even got shot of the brand new tariffs, I don't know quite what has been achieved. Hopefully we're not about to be flooded with chlorinated meat. 

 

Food is off the table apparently but we'll soon find out.

[The Fish 11468]

22 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Food is off the table apparently but we'll soon find out.

Typical Americans, so uncouth.

[Gemmill 52900]

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. 

 

They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. 

 

I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows. 

[Dazzler 12723]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. 

 

They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. 

 

I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows. 

Mine stand up to wipe their arse

at the dinner table.

[Gemmill 52900]

That's got to be to do with your cooking. 

[Dazzler 12723]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

That's got to be to do with your cooking. 

It’s their shit I’m cooking tbf, and I harshly punish anyone who leaves tread marks on the dining room chairs.

[ewerk 34387]

48 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Food is off the table apparently but we'll soon find out.

This was excellent timing for us to sign a ‘trade’ deal. Trump was as desperate for a deal with any major economy as the Tories were after Brexit.

[Dazzler 12723]

Trump with one of his trademark delays. Someone made a boo boo and needs a nappy change.

[Christmas Tree 5443]

On the subject of toilet habits, I found public toilets a bit of a minefield. If I’m in a nice clean establishment I’m very happy to wash and dry my hands and then use my little finger to hook on some out of the way part of the door handle that I hope nobody else has ever touched. Particularly the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands.

 

However, I then find myself in disgusting cesspits like Morrisons Seaburn (trainspotting’ish) and in no way am I prepared to touch anything at all other than my usual little finger exit method.

 

In these situations I am happy enough in my own bodily cleanliness, and yes, I am that dirty bastard.  
 

And those of you btw who do wash your hands and don’t use your little finger are simply getting a handful of dick sweat, every time.

[Dr Gloom 24387]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

On the subject of toilet habits, I found public toilets a bit of a minefield. If I’m in a nice clean establishment I’m very happy to wash and dry my hands and then use my little finger to hook on some out of the way part of the door handle that I hope nobody else has ever touched. Particularly the dirty bastards who don’t wash their hands.

 

However, I then find myself in disgusting cesspits like Morrisons Seaburn (trainspotting’ish) and in no way am I prepared to touch anything at all other than my usual little finger exit method.

 

In these situations I am happy enough in my own bodily cleanliness, and yes, I am that dirty bastard.  
 

And those of you btw who do wash your hands and don’t use your little finger are simply getting a handful of dick sweat, every time.