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Well something just happened to me that was never on my bucket list. On Sunday, I witnessed a murder! Had just left the post office and was walking to the train station. All of a sudden a car was coming down the road and seven shots rang out. The driver lost control, went over the curb and smashed through the giant iron fence. The whole neighborhood was shut down for four hours. All trains just stuck still while all the bus routes were re-routed through downtown. I hope this is my last experience of this surreal event.

 

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10 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Well something just happened to me that was never on my bucket list. On Sunday, I witnessed a murder! Had just left the post office and was walking to the train station. All of a sudden a car was coming down the road and seven shots rang out. The driver lost control, went over the curb and smashed through the giant iron fence. The whole neighborhood was shut down for four hours. All trains just stuck still while all the bus routes were re-routed through downtown. I hope this is my last experience of this surreal event.

 

That sounds rough. I hope that you are doing alright.

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2 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Well something just happened to me that was never on my bucket list. On Sunday, I witnessed a murder! Had just left the post office and was walking to the train station. All of a sudden a car was coming down the road and seven shots rang out. The driver lost control, went over the curb and smashed through the giant iron fence. The whole neighborhood was shut down for four hours. All trains just stuck still while all the bus routes were re-routed through downtown. I hope this is my last experience of this surreal event.

 

Fuck me, that's not remotely fun.  Hope you are okay.

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On 30/07/2025 at 00:42, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Well something just happened to me that was never on my bucket list. On Sunday, I witnessed a murder! Had just left the post office and was walking to the train station. All of a sudden a car was coming down the road and seven shots rang out. The driver lost control, went over the curb and smashed through the giant iron fence. The whole neighborhood was shut down for four hours. All trains just stuck still while all the bus routes were re-routed through downtown. I hope this is my last experience of this surreal event.

 

Jeez, where abouts do you live?

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5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Jeez, where abouts do you live?


America :lol:

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On 13/03/2025 at 08:00, Toonpack said:

Hmmmm

 

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This reminds me of something that's lived rent free in my head for nearly 20 years. I was looking at the wine shelf in a co-op in Glasgow and there was a group of people at the ATM behind me.

 

One of them said "why the fuck does this cash machine have a headphone socket?" and another confidently replied "it's for deaf people you stupid cunt".

 

 

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On 30/07/2025 at 00:42, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Well something just happened to me that was never on my bucket list. On Sunday, I witnessed a murder! Had just left the post office and was walking to the train station. All of a sudden a car was coming down the road and seven shots rang out. The driver lost control, went over the curb and smashed through the giant iron fence. The whole neighborhood was shut down for four hours. All trains just stuck still while all the bus routes were re-routed through downtown. I hope this is my last experience of this surreal event.

 

 

Ah fuck I wish read further down the comment chain before my last flippant response.

 

Sounds horrific. Delayed trains and bus replacement are always a bit of a ball ache.

 

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“Thoughts and prayers” yet again! :cry:

 

These poor kids were doing just that, fucking praying! 
 

But yet again, it won’t be the guns, it’ll be the people …

 

in the words of my missus just now “Fuck off you fucking thick cunt nation.”

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9 hours ago, Craig said:

“Thoughts and prayers” yet again! :cry:

 

These poor kids were doing just that, fucking praying! 
 

But yet again, it won’t be the guns, it’ll be the people …

 

in the words on my missus just now “Fuck off you fucking thick cunt nation.”

That’s a weird tattoo.

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