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[Dr Gloom 24660]

and some high grade bong for Gemmill 

[Monkeys Fist 47187]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

You're too posh. But maybe you could educate us 😄 

 

39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’ll bring a packet of attitude adjusters 👌

Is that the posh word for fists? 

[Gemmill 53643]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

and some high grade bong for Gemmill 

 

I'm on medical grade baby. You haven't had a conversation with a doctor until you've heard them say the words "green kush" with a straight face.

 

[wykikitoon 24432]

I assume it's in pill form like?

[Gemmill 53643]

Nah it's the plant just like normal. It's illegal to smoke it but you use a vape. 

[strawb 4932]

Not me but my mams best friends daughter who I grew up with has been given a year to live, only 45 with two young daughters.

 

Im here worrying about being a bit over weight, not sure it’s worth the stress tbh. Might get fat as fuck and happy. 

 

[RobinRobin 13248]

11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’ll bring a packet of attitude adjusters 👌

Better bring some Pimms as well. 

[Kid Dynamite 8117]

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts.
 

The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too.
 

Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

[Andrew 5803]

9 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts.
 

The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too.
 

Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

Glad you're alright but what was he basing that on? Never heard any suggestion that benign lumps could be formed from having too many protein shakes before.

[Kid Dynamite 8117]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Glad you're alright but what was he basing that on? Never heard any suggestion that benign lumps could be formed from having too many protein shakes before.

They contain Oestrogen which grows breast tissue in men apparently  (something to do with how much cows milk is in iirc)

[Dr Gloom 24660]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts.
 

The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too.
 

Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

I had a similar experience at the doctor’s recently. I’ll spare you the details but degrading is an understatement. I’ll just say I was being examined in what can only be described as a vulnerable pose. Thankfully all clear here too  

[Howmanheyman 38866]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

I had a similar experience at the doctor’s recently. I’ll spare you the details but degrading is an understatement. I’ll just say I was being examined in what can only be described as a vulnerable pose. Thankfully all clear here too  

 

I've had a few experiences like that, I'll just embrace it if it ever happens again, maybe stick a daffodil up my arse to soften the scenery?

[Gemmill 53643]

When I had the finger up the arse just before Christmas, he kept pressing really hard and going "and that doesn't hurt?"...... "errr no, I mean it's not nice but it doesn't hurt"  which he just seemed to take as a personal insult and tried again "..... That's not hurting?!" 

 

As close to being finger fucked as I've ever been.