ewerk 39217 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Nowadays with the no-scalpel method you're in and out in 30 minutes. Plenty of ice to look after my massive balls and I should be grand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15580 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: Nowadays with the no-scalpel method you're in and out in 30 minutes. Plenty of ice to look after my massive balls and I should be grand. If you think their massive now, just wait until their tied. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 I've bought the wheel barrow in preparation. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43923 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 (edited) The nurse said to me 'did that hurt? It's not supposed to?' and I replied, (once I'd recovered my breath), 'scrape me back off the ceiling and I'll tell you." Edited July 23 by Howmanheyman 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50719 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Nowadays with the no-scalpel method NHS cuts really kicking in? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 NHS my arse. It's costing me £700 to get someone to fiddle around with my ball sack which is well above the usual rate I pay. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15580 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 11 minutes ago, ewerk said: NHS my arse. It's costing me £700 to get someone to fiddle around with my ball sack which is well above the usual rate I pay. My old gaffer went private too and boy did he suffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42148 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 We went to Flamingo Land the day after I had the snip. Not my idea obviously one thing I would note is that modern A-front boxer shorts-type underwater don’t provide as much support down there as I’d previously thought 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63166 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 How did it go @ewerk/eunuch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 The procedure itself was fine, like going to the dentist but with your cock and balls hanging out. One of my balls absolutely knacks now so laid up in bed with paracetamol and ice. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15580 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Do you still have two ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63166 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Good luck with the recovery! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 11 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Do you still have two ? They left all three intact. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42148 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Good luck with the recovery! And don’t take the bairns to a theme park. At least not without a padded jockstrap 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Hopefully you'll be back wanking in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43923 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 I was perfectly fine the next day although it felt slightly different down there for a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 9 hours ago, ewerk said: The procedure itself was fine, like going to the dentist but with your cock and balls hanging out. One of my balls absolutely knacks now so laid up in bed with paracetamol and ice. Eh? Is that not normal procedure at the dentist? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Had a jock strap delivered today and it has made a MASSIVE difference. Plus I think it looks quite good on me… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16171 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Had a jock strap delivered today and it has made a MASSIVE difference. Plus I think it looks quite good on me… Who stuffs a jock strap? Embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63166 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Aye I had an epididymectomy a few years back and the jockstrap was a good buy for that. That's real man shit btw, actually getting the back of your bollock sliced off. None of this soft lad tube tying shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39217 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Aye I had an epididymectomy a few years back and the jockstrap was a good buy for that. That's real man shit btw, actually getting the back of your bollock sliced off. None of this soft lad tube tying shit. Easy to do when your balls have long been retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63166 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 This amounted to a decommissioning of one of them. Like a nuclear power station. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50719 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 Sizewell Lacking? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27773 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 23 hours ago, Gemmill said: Aye I had an epididymectomy a few years back and the jockstrap was a good buy for that. That's real man shit btw, actually getting the back of your bollock sliced off. None of this soft lad tube tying shit. What the fuck? Is there any part of your anatomy that hasn't been lopped off or replaced with bionics? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63166 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 1 minute ago, Renton said: What the fuck? Is there any part of your anatomy that hasn't been lopped off or replaced with bionics? It's this medical saga that has culminated in me being medical cannabis boy, so it's had a happy ending eventually, but it's been 15 years in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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