The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I like a shit Christmas jumper, but Secret Santa is bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Goes with the Tweed jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Last Christmas I genuinely received an A5 sized bit of plastic which had printed upon it "I'm not weird, I'm unique" in cursive. What a pile of fucking shit. If I wasn't assured of my awesomeness, I'd think that I was the reason I get shit presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Goes with the Tweed jacket Everything in the armoire does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Remember that absinthe btw, Tooj? I've made some more Mad bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 If I ever win the lottery I'm moving to the Highlands and going full Tweed like. Plus-fours, the works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Last Christmas I genuinely received an A5 sized bit of plastic which had printed upon it "I'm not weird, I'm unique" in cursive. What a pile of fucking shit. If I wasn't assured of my awesomeness, I'd think that I was the reason I get shit presents. Sounds like they had you'd card marked. [emoji38] I would have gone with "I'm not funny, I'm a bellend" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Last Christmas I genuinely received an A5 sized bit of plastic which had printed upon it "I'm not weird, I'm unique" in cursive. What a pile of fucking shit. If I wasn't assured of my awesomeness, I'd think that I was the reason I get shit presents. Did you give it away, the very next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 If I ever win the lottery I'm moving to the Highlands and going full Tweed like. Plus-fours, the works. Making Absinthe for the locals in the cellar of an island castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 If I ever win the lottery I'm moving to the Highlands and going full Tweed like. Plus-fours, the works.Straight up to Aviemore for me like. Think you'd upset the local gentry when you tell them all they can no longer hunt grouse on your god damn property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17780 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Sounds like they had you'd card marked. [emoji38] I would have gone with "I'm not funny, I'm a bellend" though. Fish, is what you said true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Sounds like they had you'd card marked. [emoji38] I would have gone with "I'm not funny, I'm a bellend" though. I'm neither weird, nor unique, dear boy. Did you give it away, the very next day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Would consider setting up a small distillery. Actually know a bloke who does that in Benton. I would go down the legal route with all that lotto money though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Fish, is what you said true? About what? the plastic p.o.s.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17780 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 About what? the plastic p.o.s.? Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Straight up to Aviemore for me like. Think you'd upset the local gentry when you tell them all they can no longer hunt grouse on your god damn property. Too right. Mind, you pretty much need to cull the deer up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just pilot the re-introduction of bears and wolves. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just pilot the re-introduction of bears and wolves. Problem solved. That would be class. You'd need a big fucking fence though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Aye. Yep, apparently the lad who got it for me (who I maybe had 4 conversations with in 2 years) has no sense of humour and is cheaper than a bushel of budgies. He had a Star Wars mug that changed colour when hot liquid was poured into it. I might like comics, but he's a fucking nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just pilot the re-introduction of bears and wolves. Problem solved. Guessing you've already seen it, but there's a short video about how the reintroduction of wolves into Yellowstone has had a dramatic impact on not just the flora and fauna, but the actual landscape too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I'm all for more beaversm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 (edited) Guessing you've already seen it, but there's a short video about how the reintroduction of wolves into Yellowstone has had a dramatic impact on not just the flora and fauna, but the actual landscape too. That's covered in the excellent 3 part series on Yellowstone that the BBC did too iirc. That bloke whose job it was to shovel the snow off the roofs in in winter. I remember thinking I would quite like that job. Edited November 18, 2016 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Yep, apparently the lad who got it for me (who I maybe had 4 conversations with in 2 years) has no sense of humour and is cheaper than a bushel of budgies. He had a Star Wars mug that changed colour when hot liquid was poured into it. I might like comics, but he's a fucking nerd. just watched it. quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 just watched it. quality You drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Meant to quote the Wolf thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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