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essembeeofsunderland
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I didn't have time to post this on Saturday morning so i am warning you now.

The makems have a number of players who go down at the slightest contact and sometimes with no contact.

`Nightclub' Johnson. Get near him and he looks more at going down than doing anything with the ball in and around the box.

Altidore.15 stone of fat but very keen on being touched enough to con a ref into giving freekicks/pens.

Fletcher.Another serial diver who is no stranger to rolling around to con the ref into giving freekicks and cards.

Wickham.6ft 2ins and a pile of shite who loves a simulation of two in most games

Larrson.A shithouse who is always first to get to the ref to demand action in the shape of a card.Always first to pressurise the ref into not giving a card or even a freekick after a dangerous makem tackle.

Watch how many times the rest of them surround the ref to influence the man in black.

Ginger Brown gets away with clear fouls in the box.

 

`Nightclub' was at it again yesterday.

You have been warned.

 

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