Dr Gloom 19828 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 There's only one tedious fuck posting in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Whatever. I'm off for the night. Have fun in my absence. Dr Gloom, you can cheer everyone up with your misplaced optimism, Monkey can flings his poo at everyone, and Gemmill can do whatever the fuck it is he supposedly does here that's interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Actually, I'm sorry to Monkey and Gloom, we've disagreed in the past, but I respect both of you because one of you has something to say and feels passionately about it, and the other is insulting in a creative enough way as to actually be funny (except the cheesy chips bollocks). I shouldn't be taking it out on you two just because Gemmill's upset that until now I hadn't noticed him. Apparently he thinks he's the forum wit or something. Can't see it myself. Edited April 20, 2015 by Mako Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 This fella could be just what this place needs tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Where can we download your manifesto Mako? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Gloomy, you fickle fucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Where can we download your manifesto Mako? http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 FFS How to lose friends and alienate people - the masterclass. Mako, you probably need someone in PR to communicate your ideas in a less intensely annoying way. I actually suspect you have some good ideas, even though I have some misgivings about their viability. But you seem to be at odds with almost everyone in the forum currently - how does that fit in with your plan? I think you mentioned that NO had a similar reaction. Have you considered revising your sales pitch? I do reckon that you've been unfairly called out as a mackem though, that doesn't look accurate to me. I defer to MF's judgement on this one however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 He stinks of chips mate. And piss, naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Have you considered revising your sales pitch? When you are right and have been proven right, by the facts which prove you to be right, then you don't need to compromise - people will see for themselves that you are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) FFS How to lose friends and alienate people - the masterclass. Mako, you probably need someone in PR to communicate your ideas in a less intensely annoying way. I actually suspect you have some good ideas, even though I have some misgivings about their viability. But you seem to be at odds with almost everyone in the forum currently - how does that fit in with your plan? I think you mentioned that NO had a similar reaction. Have you considered revising your sales pitch? I do reckon that you've been unfairly called out as a mackem though, that doesn't look accurate to me. I defer to MF's judgement on this one however Yeah, whisper it quietly, but I'm not a mackem. Anyone could see a mackem wouldn't have the intelligence or guile to pretend to be a Toon fan this well for this long. I know fuck all about Sunderland, I struggle to even get some of the jokes posted on here about it aimed at me. My campaign plans were posted in a thread on here somewhere. I initially wanted each idea to be posted in its own thread, so they could be discussed individually. As it turned out, I had grossly misjudged the number of people on here, and their general willingness to engage, so I rapidly gave up on the idea they would get discussed at all. They then got lumped together in one thread, and after the next few pages of calling me a mackem, it's evidently died a death. That approach probably would have worked better on N-O, but those fuckwits were so quick of the mark to ban me as a mackem troll, they lost out on the chance to discuss my ideas at all, and are probably still discussing their own genuis ideas, such as going into SD and paying for stuff with pennies, as well hosting all the death threats against Ashley and Chronicle conspiracy theories. All I managed to post on N-O before the hatesquad succeeded in expelling the 'man who had no right to say anything if he had no ideas of his own', was to post my thoughts on how a boycott should be organised, and why it probably wouldn't work even if done well. And I was proved right. So fuck em. Mackem twats. Edited April 20, 2015 by Mako Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 When you are right and have been proven right, by the facts which prove you to be right, then you don't need to compromise - people will see for themselves that you are right. Tru dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Yeah, whisper it quietly, but I'm not a mackem. Anyone could see a mackem wouldn't have the intelligence or guile to pretend to be a Toon fan this well for this long. I know fuck all about Sunderland, I struggle to even get some of the jokes posted on here about it aimed at me. My campaign plans were posted in a thread on here somewhere. I initially wanted each idea to be posted in its own thread, so they could be discussed individually. As it turned out, I had grossly misjudged the number of people on here, and their general willingness to engage, so I rapidly gave up on the idea they would get discussed at all. They then got lumped together in one thread, and after the next few pages of calling me a mackem, it's evidently died a death. That approach probably would have worked better on N-O, but those fuckwits were so quick of the mark to ban me as a mackem troll, they lost out on the chance to discuss my ideas at all, and are probably still discussing their own genuis ideas, such as going into SD and paying for stuff with pennies, as well hosting all the death threats against Ashley and Chronicle conspiracy theories. All I managed to post on N-O before the hatesquad succeeded in expelling the 'man who had no right to say anything if he had no ideas of his own', was to post my thoughts on how a boycott should be organised, and why it probably wouldn't work even if done well. And I was proved right. So fuck em. Mackem twats. Stop, I'm choking up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Not sure how the fellas on N-O can sleep at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Here's an idea Mr Mako what do you think of flash shopping the Sports Direct stores. The way it works is a bit like the singing and dancing flash mobs except they go into SD fill up baskets & go to the till. Then decide they dont want the stuff and leave the shop. No arguing or hassling staff straight in and straight out. It's bound to cause queues at the tills and staff will have to spend their time returning all the unsold goods to their rightful places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 That reminds me, there is an exposure on shonky SD practises on C4 next Monday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Here's an idea Mr Mako what do you think of flash shopping the Sports Direct stores. The way it works is a bit like the singing and dancing flash mobs except they go into SD fill up baskets & go to the till. Then decide they dont want the stuff and leave the shop. No arguing or hassling staff straight in and straight out. It's bound to cause queues at the tills and staff will have to spend their time returning all the unsold goods to their rightful places. I'd be up for that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Here's an idea Mr Mako what do you think of flash shopping the Sports Direct stores. The way it works is a bit like the singing and dancing flash mobs except they go into SD fill up baskets & go to the till. Then decide they dont want the stuff and leave the shop. No arguing or hassling staff straight in and straight out. It's bound to cause queues at the tills and staff will have to spend their time returning all the unsold goods to their rightful places. Someone's been reading N-O. No word of a lie, that was floated in, and actually supported by others, in their very own AO.com thread. Worse, absolutely nobody was saying it was a bad idea, or even asking if it had been posted as a joke. That's how batshit insane the gene pool gets when you eject anyone who is smarter than the existing population. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Not sure how the fellas on N-O can sleep at night. They sleep very well. Intelligent people who make obvious mistakes are usually kept awake at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I think Mako is trying to tell us something, but I'm to John Carver to work it out....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I have to keep it simple, otherwise the N-O members who lurk here wouldn't be able to remember it long enough to be able to take it back to the mothership for absorbtion by the hivemind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Someone's been reading N-O. No word of a lie, that was floated in, and actually supported by others, in their very own AO.com thread. Worse, absolutely nobody was saying it was a bad idea, or even asking if it had been posted as a joke. That's how batshit insane the gene pool gets when you eject anyone who is smarter than the existing population. You said something about paying in pennies my proposal involves no payment as there are no transactions . Yeah i read NO but i haven't seen my proposal anywhere either there or anywhere. Dont tell me i've stole on of your proposals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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