The Fish 9234 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Worst player of the Season Best Moment Worst Moment Best Goal Best Game Worst Game Worst Pardew quote Worst Carver quote I predict no genuine answers and snarky bullshit in their stead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3281 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season: Janmaat (fuck you SMB) Worst player of the Season: Williamson (Look I see a country mile out of the window) Best Moment: Final whistle on Sunday Worst Moment: Carver Best Goal: Jonas Best Game: Hull V Man U Worst Game: Makems x2 Worst Pardew quote: So have I. Worst Carver quote: Best coach in the premier league, wible hoots mon there's a leech in my breeches lady dunstable woohoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4267 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) - Janmaat, the absolute coward has looked more and more assured as the season went on, was hugely important as ab attacking force and when he moved to CB when we needed him to, looking like our best CB when he did so. His composure on the ball, playing out from the back or on the cross (only player we have who can consistently deliver a decent cross) has been a rare bright spot. Worst player of the Season - Gouffran. A lot of contenders for this, Sissoko could have been it but the fact is hes harshly judged as hes capable of being much better than we see most of the time and has actually had some good games. Gouffran has been ruined by this club, a supposed Jonas replacement who is considerably less capable than Jonas is (even after having cancer) has been caught in possession so often this season, regularly leading to us conceding. Best Moment - Jonas' goal v West Ham, one of a small number of people at the club I still respect and like. Delighted that he got the goal that kept us up, no other player we have deserves to be remembered in such a positive way. Worst Moment - The close of the January window. no investment, Carver in charge. pure feeling of hopelessness. Best Goal - Best Game - Maybe West Ham, though it might be the fact its so recent that has me thinking it. Other than that I reckon Chelsea just because I expected us to get murdered. Worst Game - I honestly can't pick one. Obviously the derby losses are shite but we've been so crap so often this season. Worst Pardew quote - "That ones for mike" I don't care if that wasn't this season. its always this. Worst Carver quote - "best coach in the league" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9234 Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Got to be Janmaat. Consistently our best defender, more often than he should be our best attacking option. Worst player of the Season. Williamson is utter dogshit and shouldn't be near our reserves, let alone our 1st team. Gouffran gets a little too much shit for a player who's more often than not played out of position. Best Moment. Jonas celebrating scoring the goal that saved our season. Worst Moment. Torn between Carver's appointment and Johnson's 90th minute winner. Probably the former as the latter was a more visceral low, the former a forewarning of the utter dogshit we had to endure. Best Goal. Perez's against West Brom or Sammy's vs Hull. Best Game. Home to West Ham or Man City in the cup Worst Game. QPR, win that and I fully believe that sunderland would have actually gone down. They were already relegated, they're total shit and ... Worst Pardew quote: Science is against me. Worst Carver quote: Whenever he channels the spirit of some poor dead bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Colback, in a decent side he'll be every bit as good as Nicky Butt at his peak Worst player of the Season It's easy to say Williamson, he's worse than Andy O'Brien, but I expect him to be shite, I think someone most of us have generally rated to a degree, Krul, has had an absolute fuckin stinker Best Moment Making it 2-0 against Chelsea even I thought fuck me Worst Moment The last minute pedo goal at the Gallowgate End Best Goal Perez little flick at WBA was world class truly it was Best Game Newcastle 2 Chelsea 1 hands doon Worst Game Worst game I was at, one of the worst I've ever been at, was losing 1-0 at the SOS, beyond shocking. Leicester away was probably just as bad Worst Pardew quote What we av we faakin weww 'old you got me Worst Carver quote "This game has got nothing to do with systems, it is 11 v 11 and whoever wins it is the best team." Embarrassed to say he went to the same school as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20159 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season Perez, one of the few to emerge with any credit Worst player of the Season The rest of them, apart from Colback, Jonas and Janmaat Best Moment Fish finally being right about something Worst Moment The transfer window closing after signing no one, selling two international defenders and appointing carver till season end. Fanks Mike Best Goal Has to be Jonas Best Game Chelsea or Liverpool at home - both seem a while ago now. Worst Game Almost all of them. Worst Pardew quote “Perhaps we got wrapped up in the crowd trying to get a fourth and it is frustrating to concede. Our fans went mad and we got dragged along a little bit with it.” Worst Carver quote “I am absolutely embarrassed to be part of it, but I am a part of it and I have to deal with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9234 Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 Worst Carver quote "This game has got nothing to do with systems, it is 11 v 11 and whoever wins it is the best team." Jesus wept, when did he say that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30782 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Best moment was Fish proving all his detractors wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30782 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Worst moment was reading one of Mako's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20159 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 was this mako kid Howay the Toon or someone in a past life? If not him i'm sure there was some other cunt with a similar verbosity problem who used to post a lot back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30782 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 was this mako kid Howay the Toon or someone in a past life? If not him i'm sure there was some other cunt with a similar verbosity problem who used to post a lot back in the day. I wondered about that because he loved sharks as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 this mako kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kid Dynamite 6089 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season : Perez Worst player of the Season : Rivière (still haven't written him off though) Best Moment : Jonas goal Worst Moment : Defoe goal Best Goal : Jonas Best Game : Chelsea Worst Game : QPR/SAFC Worst Pardew quote : Anything fanking Mike Worst Carver quote : anything about being one of us/Sir Bobby/being best coach in the league I predict no genuine answers and snarky bullshit in their stead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6089 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Embarrassed to say he went to the same school as me You can't be that embarrassed, you mention it daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) - Perez / Janmaat both for me, Perez has been a bit of a shock as he wasn't expected to contribute but more often than not got us points and actually tried, Janmaat always tried and looked as good as many thought after settling in quick, grew as the true leader of the team despite Coloccini wearing the captain band as an accessory. Worst player of the Season - Riviere/Coloccini/Williamson, I agree with Stevie that we all expect Williamson to be shite but he always deserves a mention, Coloccini has continued to get worse and seemed to give less of a fuck by the game, Riviere has been a massive disappointment. Best Moment - Pardew Leaving / Jonas goal Worst Moment - Carver getting the role till the end of the season. Best Goal - Perez flick against WBA Best Game - The last one v West Ham and beating Chelsea. Worst Game - Mackem derbies Worst Pardew quote - Anytime the cunt opened his mouth. Worst Carver quote - "I still believe I'm the best coach in the Premier League" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) - Janmaat Worst player of the Season - Williamson on ability Sissoko on attitude Best Moment - See my avatar Worst Moment - Carver getting appointed Best Goal - For shear joy it has to be Jonas but for quality either Perez's flick or Sissoko against Citeh Best Game - Chelski home. Worst Game - Leicester away in the cup. I think this and the Gillingham games were the only ones I didn't see but the complete lack of effort in it tops anything else for. Worst Pardew quote - I gave up listening to the cunt way before this season. Worst Carver quote - Everytime he sticks his tongue out. I never actually hear what the daft cunt says. I predict no genuine answers and snarky bullshit in their stead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27569 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) - Perez by a mile. His first, second and third touches alone put some of the rest to shame. Worst player of the Season - Where do you start? Krul has been shit, Williamson is shit, Gouffran and Sissoko possibly the shittest attitudes although our Capitano is probably as poor an example of a skipper you'll see. Best Moment - The season finishing Worst Moment - The Mackems being as poor as they are once again, yet beating us easily once again. Best Goal - Perez v West Brom Best Game - Probably Chelsea Worst Game - Leicester City Worst Pardew quote - Same as Howay, everytime he opened his mouth. Worst Carver quote - See above. I predict no genuine answers and snarky bullshit in their stead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "Yeah, but I post with this hand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Janmaat Worst player of the Season - Williamson Best Moment - Either Jonas' goal vs West Ham or Sissoko's goal vs Man City away in the cup Worst Moment - Nonce's goal at the Gallowgate End on my birthday (21/12) Best Goal - Perez vs West Brom away Best Game - Either Man City away in the cup or Chelsea at home Worst Game - Man City away in the league or Leicester away in league Worst Pardew quote - 'Newcarsle fans are errr an extreme of any...fan.' Worst Carver quote - 'I still think I'm the best coach in the Premier League' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Worst moment was reading one of Mako's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2520 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Player of the Season: Perez Worst player of the Season: Williamson Best Moment: Jonas goal on Sunday Worst Moment: Carver's appointment Best Goal: Jonas' goal on Sunday. Personally it was great considering the time he's had. Best Game: Got to be Chelsea Worst Game: Leicester in May. I thought that would be the win we needed to make us safe. Shithouse performance. Worst Pardew quote: frust Worst Carver quote: Best coach in the league comment. I predict no genuine answers and snarky bullshit in their stead: So there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Player of the season : I'd say Perez Worst : Hard to not say Williamson, but Gouffran was also pretty awful Best moment : Jonas' goal Worst : Right before the last game, when Ashley said that Charnley will be responsible for selecting the next coach. I knew we were screwed for next season as well Best goal : Again, Jonas' Best game : The win over Chelsea Worst : The game against QPR at the end. Just when we thought they had hit bottom and stopped digging, they dropped even further Worst Pardew quote : can't really remember any so I'll go with 'Fanks Mike', as I'm sure he said it many times Worst Carver quote : I think I'm the best coach in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Actually Pardew's worst quote must be when he thanked himself for signing whoever it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Worst Pardew quote was when he blamed us for being too loud when we conceded a THIRD GOAL against CRYSTAL PALACE at HOME in the last minute. All our fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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