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13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

New things being introduced this season:

 

The 8 second rule: if keepers hold on to the ball for more than 8 seconds, a corner will be awarded. The best part is that the ref has to do a visible 5 second finger countdown for the last 5 seconds. :lol:

 

Substitute interviews: broadcasters have now secured the rights to interview players that have been subbed off ffs. 

 

 

 


:lol:
 

I could never decide if these were better or worse than Blue Ribands.  Both shit iirc.  

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56 minutes ago, trophyshy said:


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I could never decide if these were better or worse than Blue Ribands.  Both shit iirc.  

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These had packaging with a COMPUTER-ADJACENT FONT so were automatically the cooler choice for us Vic-20 aficionados

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From memory they had

 

"crunchy and chewy light biscuit in

 

*54321*

 

chew chew chew the caramel topping in

 

*54321*

 

Ah-hahhhh wafer and fondant too... 

 

5555555 444444 333333 2222222 1" 

 

The fucking shit that gets stuck in your head for 40 years. :lol:

 

I wasn't far off tbf. 

 

 

 

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Anyway, important question … Villa or Leeds? Or should I say Kate or Emma? 

 

If you know, you know :lol:

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10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Warning Inside Out GIF by Disney Pixar

 

INCOMING ARGUMENT 


…coming from the angriest cunt on this board. :lol:

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2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Pompey fan 😳

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“Aye, I just thought fuck it. I spent nearly a hundred quid all in to make a family’s personal tragedy all about me. Wouldn’t care, I’m not even a Liverpool fan.”

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In his head, I bet he had everyone nodding their respect to him as he walked to the match. Tapping him on his shoulder for a silent, reverent fistbump.

 

What a fucking tool. 

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

I hope the daft cunt got it off DHGate 


Unlikely. Jota's accident was less than 7 weeks ago. Would still be en route if it was DHGate :wink:

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