Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[NJS 3986]

A couple of those youtubers were having a go at Son - maybe because they don't like him playing centrally - but I'd certainly have him for us if they don't want him. 

[Alex 30546]

35 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Oooo are the Spuds fans not happy with Flange?

I reckon playing with just 9 players will cost them over the course of the match 

[Gemmill 34884]

I think he's been found out. You can play that high line in the SPL because of the relative quality of Celtic vs the rest of the league. You just can't do it in a stronger league - even Man City would lose too many games to win the league if he tried it with their squad. 

 

Looked mint when he first turned up, and he was a breath of fresh air in terms of interviews etc. 

 

But I think they're in for a much tougher season next time out. Which is great news for us. 

[The Fish 9049]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I think he's been found out. You can play that high line in the SPL because of the relative quality of Celtic vs the rest of the league. You just can't do it in a stronger league - even Man City would lose too many games to win the league if he tried it with their squad. 

 

Looked mint when he first turned up, and he was a breath of fresh air in terms of interviews etc. 

 

But I think they're in for a much tougher season next time out. Which is great news for us. 

Emery plays the same suicidal high line, Howe stuck with it for too long as well. 

 

With the right keeper you can get away with it more often than not. Villa have Martinez and we have Pope so we can rely on them, not sure Vicario is the same profile of keeper though 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3230]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Oooo are the Spuds fans not happy with Flange?

They are the north london makems.

[Gemmill 34884]

17 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Emery plays the same suicidal high line, Howe stuck with it for too long as well. 

 

With the right keeper you can get away with it more often than not. Villa have Martinez and we have Pope so we can rely on them, not sure Vicario is the same profile of keeper though 

 

Spurs can't defend though. Ange's answer to that was to buy a fast bloke, only to discover that, per Rio Ferdinand, he's actually TOO FAST for his own feet. 

[Kid Dynamite 5971]

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad 

[Dazzler 5608]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad 

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

[wykikitoon 16802]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c72prpwggqxo

 

 

[Gemmill 34884]

 

 

He looks perfect for them. He'll end up there, I'm sure. He's up for it, they'll just have to make it worth Feyenoord's while to lose him. 

 

I hope he's a big, arrogant, hopeless shithouse. 

 

[MrRaspberryJam 222]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

I hope he's a big, arrogant, hopeless shithouse. 

 

 

Even if he's none of those things at least he's bald.

[Gemmill 34884]

Yep, who'd be a baldy eh?! Not me that's for sure! 

[ewerk 26563]

On 12/12/2013 at 16:50, Gemmill said:

My hairline is going the way of yours, aye. I'm 38 this week though, so I'm ok with it.

 

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Yep, who'd be a baldy eh?! Not me that's for sure! 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

[Dr Gloom 19879]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

 

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them 

[Monkeys Fist 38922]

 

I’m sure you called him a cunt in 2011

[Alex 30546]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

[The Fish 9049]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

Youth team members often go to stadiums with the first team squad, so there's no guarantee that these two players were actually in the named match day squad.

[Gemmill 34884]

I mean it was clearly a fucking joke, Inspector O'Clouseau. 

[Gemmill 34884]

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

[The Fish 9049]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

[Dr Gloom 19879]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

I’m sure you called him a cunt in 2011

 

[ewerk 26563]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I keeps it real and it gets shaved though, unlike the hair horseshoe! 

 

I've been a Remington Quick Cut user for about ten years now. It's the dog's balls.

[Gemmill 34884]

Wahl Balding Clippers here. The only clippers I know that actually insult you in the name. 

[Howmanheyman 27128]

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

[Alex 30546]

39 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I mean it was clearly a fucking joke, Inspector O'Clouseau. 

He was caught out by it being such a rare instance of self deprecation 👍🏻