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2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

god only knows.

of much more pressing concern, does anybody have a recommendation for an alternative to whiskey gravy to accompany haggis?

i cant stand whiskey.

 

:)

Have you tried whisky? 

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2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

god only knows.

of much more pressing concern, does anybody have a recommendation for an alternative to whiskey gravy to accompany haggis?

i cant stand whiskey.

 

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Try Highland Sauce ?

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1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

does it give you instant heartburn as well?

 

:D

Probably :D I was just being a pedant (whisky is the Scottish spelling)

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Probably :D I was just being a pedant (whisky is the Scottish spelling)

 

 

i guessed that mate!

scotch or irish it's the work of the devil i reckon.

won a bottle of laphroaig one year for having the dream team which scored the most points in the fixtures immediately before christmas, i was led to believe it was a good one. hideous, swapped it for 20 embassy regal!

 

apologies to whisky (e) lovers everywhere!

 

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32 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

What number "takeover" is this now, I've lost count.

More 'takeovers' than cup wins under Ashley. :lol:

 

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I remember going to Edinburgh about 1989, pub crawl around the "Grass Market" I asked the barman for a Jack n coke he went mental he said " do you know were you are laddie & your asking for that American shite". I looked behind him & he had about 50 different brands of whisky  behind the bar :D

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16 minutes ago, Alex said:

Probably :D I was just being a pedant (whisky is the Scottish spelling)

Bloke in the local shop spelled it 'Whissy'. Also sold 'Lambruso'. :good:

 

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Well if it means Lee Ryder going into SJP for an exclusive scoop and subsequently being dismembered then I’m all for it.

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Reported £340m, should be a sound investment, 52,000 stadium, thriving city, hunger for success. Team strengthening needed. Stadium, land is leased, not freehold, stands may need re-furbishment, possible increased capacity.

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So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he :icon_lol:

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I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. 

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12 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he :icon_lol:

I hear Charlie Methadone* is free?

 

*The Don's brilliant PR man at Sunderland. 

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12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. 

Morals or Mbappe?

 

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3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’d honestly rather stick with Ashley. He’s a weapons grade cunt but at least you can’t accuse him of stoning people to death for apostasy or witchcraft. 

That’s only because he could neither spell nor explain apostasy. :lol:

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1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Hopefully Ashley and Charnley try to squeeze an extra 10 million out of it and get invited to the Saudi embassy to smooth things out

I’m picturing two steel reinforced chairs suspended over a shark tank 

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16 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

i guessed that mate!

scotch or irish it's the work of the devil i reckon.

won a bottle of laphroaig one year for having the dream team which scored the most points in the fixtures immediately before christmas, i was led to believe it was a good one. hideous, swapped it for 20 embassy regal!

 

apologies to whisky (e) lovers everywhere!

 

That’s the TCP of the gods you philistine! :D

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