Rafa's Beef Curtain Eating Loons v Crystal Palace - Sunday 4th Feb - 14:15 - Sky

[wykikitoon 881]

Come on you beef curtain mother fuckers!  Lets smash dripping face Woys Boys into next year!

[Andrew 806]

Beef curtain eating loons?

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

Massive game. Must win, six pointer, season defining. It doesn’t get any bigger than this. It’s big time football. 

[Tom 1,703]

And if we lose the next game is a Massive game. Must win, six pointer, season defining. It doesn’t get any bigger than this. It’s big time football. 

[ewerk 4,664]

And it's LIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!!!

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

Unimpeachable football.

[Tom 1,703]

20 minutes ago, ewerk said:

And it's LIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!!!

 

[ewerk 4,664]

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

Unassailable football.

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

We’re running out of superlatives 

[Tom 1,703]

Supercilious football 

[Ayatollah Hermione 2,921]

If it’s loony to eat out your lass then lock me up, Doc!

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

Yeah, motherfucker, I eat everything. I eat the pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin thang

[Tom 1,703]

 

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

palace have apparently got loads of injuries.  

[Andrew 806]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

palace have apparently got loads of injuries.  

 

They have a fair few but looking at them I don't reckon their missing much of their best team.

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

Loftus cheek, Townsend, sakho, puncheon, Scott Dann and a couple of others I can’t remember, according to nufc.com. Would they not all usually be among their starters?

[Dr Gloom 2,126]

I don’t know. Reach for the positives. They’re only a couple of points ahead of us and their fans will get nervous if they don’t put a goal past us early on as they’ll be expecting to beat us. I fancy us much more here than I did at home to Burnley.

...which probably means we’ll lose.

[Tom 1,703]

Keep it tight and then bring on Slimani who'll knack the bastards.

 

Bring the new goalkeeper on too.

[OTF 276]

20 minutes ago, Tom said:

Keep it tight and then bring on Slimani who'll knack the bastards.

 

Bring the new goalkeeper on too.

 

...up front to throw a spanner in the works.

 

Probably miss a few matches for that, so on second thought that's probably not the best idea.

[NJS 609]

I'm going to this one - second game in six weeks - almost a regular again. 

[David Kelly 299]

From what Rafa's said in his press conference, the nation of Islam is in with a chance of making his debut.

[Tom 1,703]

#WelcomeIslam

[Andrew 806]

Big if true.

[acrossthepond 190]

I thought we sent the beef curtain-eating loon on loan to Fulham?