Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show

[Ayatollah Hermione 15349]

  On 24/04/2018 at 07:12, ewerk said:

He isn’t capable of getting to Robert’s highs so can never get to his levels of frustrating.

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Aye, that was my thinking too. He was definitely at peak annoying last night. The longer he has with the ball, the worse he is

[Dr Gloom 24477]

That ball to Slimani man. Totally agree he’s better when he has less time to think, like a couple of his recent instinctive finishes. 

He is frustrating because he has some ability. Blows hot and cold though and I don’t think he’s cut out for the number 10 role in the PL. I don’t mind him coming off the bench as an impact sub. 

[adios 717]

  On 24/04/2018 at 07:48, Dr Gloom said:

8th is still on tbf. We still have a game in hand over Everton. Unfortunately we seem to be playing West Brom when they’ve finally hit a bit of form.

Anyone who even thinks about fucking with my match thread or starting their own should get an instant ban.

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You should keep your chowder dry for next season tbh, or at least work your magic on a takeover thread.

[Andrew 5678]

  On 24/04/2018 at 08:04, Dr Gloom said:

That ball to Slimani man. Totally agree he’s better when he has less time to think, like a couple of his recent instinctive finishes. 

He is frustrating because he has some ability. Blows hot and cold though and I don’t think he’s cut out for the number 10 role in the PL. I don’t mind him coming off the bench as an impact sub. 

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If he was consistent he wouldn't still be playing for us tbh.

 

The players were looking so frustrated, with themselves and the ref, by the end of the game last night. Nice to see that theres some pride in the performance at stake, Perez looked annoyed as owt the second that pass left his boot he knew he'd stuffed it. 

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 24/04/2018 at 07:48, Dr Gloom said:

 

Anyone who even thinks about fucking with my match thread or starting their own should get an instant ban.

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I think you should PM everyone on this board with that message, it will take you a while but worth it 

[Dr Gloom 24477]

  On 24/04/2018 at 08:05, adios said:

You should keep your chowder dry for next season tbh, or at least work your magic on a takeover thread.

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How do you keep chowder dry?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4457]

  On 24/04/2018 at 09:05, Dr Gloom said:

How do you keep chowder dry?

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Keep it away from damp squid.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

Fuck off McFaul, totally ruined the form guide.

[adios 717]

  On 24/04/2018 at 14:09, Anorthernsoul said:

Fuck off McFaul, totally ruined the form guide.

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 Relax, man, we'll save it for more important things.

Edited April 24, 2018 by adios

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

Shades of earlier in the season last night, they were awful but we just couldn't find any quality in the final third. Perez had a shocker, everything he done turned to shit. Actually made them look OK when they were absolutely dogshit. Apart from the goal what did they even do? A game to forget.

[The Fish 11523]

To be fair, @Noelieis right, we had a poor pass completion rate; 64%. However, that's about the same as it always is (only 5% off our average of 71%). Only Burnley have a worse pass completion %. Only Burnley (21.37%) WBA (19.2%) and Stoke(18.46%) play a higher % of Long Balls per game.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15349]

Fish, I swear to God

[Alex 38167]

  On 26/04/2018 at 09:20, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fish, I swear to God

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[Dr Gloom 24477]

  On 26/04/2018 at 07:39, The Fish said:

To be fair, @Noelieis right, we had a poor pass completion rate; 64%. However, that's about the same as it always is (only 5% off our average of 71%). Only Burnley have a worse pass completion %. Only Burnley (21.37%) WBA (19.2%) and Stoke(18.46%) play a higher % of Long Balls per game.

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[The Fish 11523]

He was getting shit for saying our passes were going astray, but they were. People weren't reacting to what was said, just who was saying it.

[ewerk 34704]

Birds of a feather.

[adios 717]

Of course we were reacting to who said it; that was the feckin' point!

 

Go astrally project to Ayoze's training session and check on his off-the-ball work.

[Alex 38167]

[Dr Gloom 24477]

  On 26/04/2018 at 09:40, The Fish said:

He was getting shit for saying our passes were going astray, but they were. People weren't reacting to what was said, just who was saying it.

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our passes always go astray, it's nothing new. we're hardly known for ticki tacka. we play counter attacking football, particularly away from home, with a pretty limited squad of players

our football is never pretty, but we could have easily got something out of that game.  of course people react to noelie - he only ever posts overly negative shite. 

 

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 26/04/2018 at 11:35, Dr Gloom said:

our passes always go astray, it's nothing new. we're hardly known for ticki tacka. we play counter attacking football, particularly away from home, with a pretty limited squad of players

our football is never pretty, but we could have easily got something out of that game.  of course people react to noelie - he only ever posts overly negative shite. 

 

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Are you going to start a wba match thread ?  Everyone else is shit scared to start one 

[Dr Gloom 24477]

Yes. Will do

[Tdansmith 3260]

Good lad