Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show

[Dr Gloom 2,781]

Before anyone gets any funny ideas about starting a match thread. 

I can't see any result other than a convincing away win and leapfrogging the smug, fat, hippo headed, bunger 

[Andrew 863]

It'd be fantastic if we were to hop above them, better goal difference and a game in hand.

[The Fish 645]

It would be great, but we'll draw this  and it'll be a stinker of a game thanks to Allardyce's dour negative tactics. 

1-1 Rooney or Walcott to score theirs, Kenedy to get ours.

[PaddockLad 2,364]

No one outside “the usual suspects” have done these at home this season...but we’re the form team of the division so it’s a win by at least two for Rafas free flowing semi pragmatism v the horrifying Stone Age brutalism of Bisto tits  

[Dr Gloom 2,781]

Bisto tits

[Sonatine 3,103]

[Ayatollah Hermione 3,459]

Don't they call him "The Count of Monte Bisto"?  

[Monkeys Fist 6,517]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Don't they call him "The Cunt of Monte Bisto"?  

FYP 

[Alex 5,119]

[wykikitoon 1,007]

[Tom 2,615]

Lardiola 

[Monkeys Fist 6,517]

More akin to Lardew. 

[Anorthernsoul 847]

Spam Allardyce.

[TheGingerQuiff 1,580]

Allardarse

[McFaul 21]

To be fair to them they've been very good at home result wise and this is without doubt a bogie ground for us, but on paper we should get a result tonight.  Let's see what happens, the Algerian starting could be a blessing tonight.

 

 

Edited April 23, 2018 by McFaul

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 448]

Fucking arsehole.

[McFaul 21]

Handsome man.

[sammynb 356]

Boom, loss guaranteed now.

[Andrew 863]

Im deleting this once @Dr Gloom starts his.

[sammynb 356]

You cannot undo what has been done Andrew.

[McFaul 21]

I haven't predicted we'll win, if I did we'll lose, I'm just saying we have a chance.  On paper they should be a really decent side, but it's just not working out for them.  Rooney is on the bench a lot of the time too.

[Andrew 863]

Just now, sammynb said:

I'm a stupid moron with a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

 

I can do what I want.

[TheGingerQuiff 1,580]

Just now, Andrew said:

Im deleting this once @Dr Gloom starts his.

 

Wants banning for letting this happen. It's matchday!

[Dr Gloom 2,781]

the winning streak had to end at some time didn't it? never mind eh, lads. it was fun while it lasted

[sammynb 356]

2 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

I can do what I want.

 

You cannot play a right handed guitar, so you're wrong on two counts.