Which part of Tyneside of you from?

[StrayMackemNutter 0]

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

[adios 686]

I live in a little place just outside Newcastle.

[Andrew 634]

Im from the south west of tyneside

[Monkeys Fist 1,542]

I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. 

It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite. 

[Renton 610]

46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. 

It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite. 

 

Are you that grumpy old twat that lives on the other side of Rockall from me?

 

Wi-Fi is shit here isn't it? 

[Monkeys Fist 1,542]

At least it’s not infested with seagulls…

 

 

… oh, wait. 

[Radgina 1]

1 hour ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

I think the word is Cesspit 

[adios 686]

First post in 3 years!   

 

Welcome back, radge.

[Dr Gloom 785]

Annoyed out from the shadows by a spelling mistake

[Howmanheyman 1,296]

3 hours ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

I'm not telling you, you might burgle my house.

[SpaceCadet 5]

I have lived in Bedlington Northumberland.

[LooneyToony 41]

4 hours ago, nufcnutter said:

Hi all I am new to the forum, I live in a sesspit called Felling, where about's are you from? 

 

Wow, you live there? I live just west of you.

[Meenzer 1,189]

3 hours ago, Radgina said:

I think the word is Cesspit 

 

Fuck are you doing here all of a sudden? Welcome back!

[Monkeys Fist 1,542]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Are you that grumpy old twat that lives on the other side of Rockall from me?

 

Wi-Fi is shit here isn't it? 

Thought you might like this…

https://twitter.com/lachlanffd/status/989498224187789313

[adios 686]

  

[Renton 610]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Thought you might like this…

https://twitter.com/lachlanffd/status/989498224187789313

"Survivor's guide". 

 

Fucking cunts. I'd take the whole lot out with a flamethrower or chain gun. But no, that's illegal apparently.

 

One day monkey's fist is going to be bang raped by a possy of black backed butchers and is going to give birth to feathered monkey wrapped in eggshell. Painfully out his arse. Let's see whose laughing then. Me, that's who. 

[adios 686]

  Fucking hell.  Enjoying some refreshments this fine evening?  

[Monkeys Fist 1,542]

 He’s on his third pint of this…

[adios 686]

  Savage!

[adios 686]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

bang raped

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

[Monkeys Fist 1,542]

3 minutes ago, adios said:

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock. 

[Noelie 65]

4 minutes ago, adios said:

Wtf is this btw?  I thought the bang was implicit.

 

 

I thought bang was a noise, or a hairstyle.

[adios 686]

Or a gunshot.   

[adios 686]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock. 

The avatar, man.    

[Howmanheyman 1,296]

1 minute ago, adios said:

The avatar, man.