RobinRobin 14511 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m not a gambler at all, but I’d put my house, kids, and my Susan Boyle sex tape on this being the case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39258 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28568 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: You’d think the denpressure would have stopped it falling. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 It’s amazing all these types aren’t multi-millionaires, given their esoteric knowledge of how the system works. I guess they’re just more concerned with selflessly informing their fellow citizens. Either that or they’re fuckwits adding more shite to the sewer that is Twitter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 15 minutes ago, Alex said: It’s amazing all these types aren’t multi-millionaires, given their esoteric knowledge of how the system works. I guess they’re just more concerned with selflessly informing their fellow citizens. Either that or they’re fuckwits adding more shite to the sewer that is Twitter This is exactly the answer I’d expected from sheeple like you. 😉 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 52 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Everything after the comma is superfluous tbh 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28568 Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 Dirty leeds fan on insta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Absolutely top notch article here. Somerset man in gimp suit guilty of harassing women https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-67238445 A selection of quotes from it; ”Hunt was arrested minutes after the second incident, and is said to have told police: "I am not a gimp - I do not own a gimp suit. I am not in a gimp suit." “He said that Hunt told him: "I am not dangerous, I am a normal person, I have got a few problems." A search found Hunt was not wearing a T-shirt or any underwear and inside his van was a collection of wet black clothing, women's tights, face masks and gloves.” Mint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39258 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 It must be scary to think that could’ve been you caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, ewerk said: It must be scary to think that could’ve been you caught. Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. Just try catching me when I’m fully greased. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14511 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. Just try catching me when I’m fully greased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39258 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43957 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: So he's left Downing Street for Currynation Street? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39258 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13493 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Jared Leto, the weird, rapey, god-complex bloke, has climbed the Empire State Building https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67380226 I have a few technical climbery type points here. Jared Leto’s height is variously stated as 5’9”-5’11”. So we can make an educated guess that each illuminated panel above is roughly 6’0”. There’s about 14-15 of them above him, so roughly 90’. That means there’s 90’ of rope between him and the top. In dynamic rope, which is what’s used in climbing, you can expect between 10-15% stretch in a fall, assuming the rope between the climber and the top is fairly taut. It’s plainly not taut in the pic. If he falls at this point, he’s going to drop at least 10-15’ before the rope begins to take his weight, another 5-6’ before he stops. Except… the photographer is obviously standing on a horizontal ledge,( There are lots of these all the way up the building), two panels below. He’d hit the ledge/photographer if he fell off. He’s also not wearing a lid, so if he got flipped by the loose rope, we’re looking at Cabbage Leto. Given the above, would anyone like to guess how bored I am at the moment? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42159 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Jared Leto, the weird, rapey, god-complex bloke, has climbed the Empire State Building https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67380226 I have a few technical climbery type points here. Jared Leto’s height is variously stated as 5’9”-5’11”. So we can make an educated guess that each illuminated panel above is roughly 6’0”. There’s about 14-15 of them above him, so roughly 90’. That means there’s 90’ of rope between him and the top. In dynamic rope, which is what’s used in climbing, you can expect between 10-15% stretch in a fall, assuming the rope between the climber and the top is fairly taut. It’s plainly not taut in the pic. If he falls at this point, he’s going to drop at least 10-15’ before the rope begins to take his weight, another 5-6’ before he stops. Except… the photographer is obviously standing on a horizontal ledge,( There are lots of these all the way up the building), two panels below. He’d hit the ledge/photographer if he fell off. He’s also not wearing a lid, so if he got flipped by the loose rope, we’re looking at Cabbage Leto. Given the above, would anyone like to guess how bored I am at the moment? As bored as I was by the end of your post? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14511 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Given the above, would anyone like to TL; DR 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 This 17yr old lad turning up in France after going missing six years is a pretty wild tale. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67718158 I spent a little bit of time near there, and it as heaving with weirdos, as mentioned in the article. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16207 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: This 17yr old lad turning up in France after going missing six years is a pretty wild tale. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67718158 I spent a little bit of time near there, and it as heaving with weirdos, as mentioned in the article. Aye, dragged away by his mam and Granda to live with some weird cult. It's fucking mental. I was even more shocked to find out his Granda was a solid yet unspectacular defensive midfielder for us back in the King Kev days though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50755 Posted January 17, 2024 Share Posted January 17, 2024 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-67994919 Lass from Wolverhampton wakes up with a Geordie accent. Someone needs to get her to safety, quick, before the Ready to Groom mob claim her as MLF. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43957 Posted January 17, 2024 Share Posted January 17, 2024 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-67994919 Lass from Wolverhampton wakes up with a Geordie accent. Someone needs to get her to safety, quick, before the Ready to Groom mob claim her as MLF. Wolves Mags are the worst, marra. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16207 Posted January 17, 2024 Share Posted January 17, 2024 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-67994919 Lass from Wolverhampton wakes up with a Geordie accent. Someone needs to get her to safety, quick, before the Ready to Groom mob claim her as MLF. This one remains undefeated: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now