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[Meenzer 14055]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 

 

[trophyshy 6434]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 

Foyers never close marra.  

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

19 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Foyers never close marra.  

Check mate, marra. 

[trophyshy 6434]

My mayuts a Croat.  Marra. 

[RobinRobin 9232]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Him and his mate, both obsessed with Chess, were sat in the lobby of a hotel, trying to outdo each other last Christmas 
 

The manager threw them out saying,

” Sorry, no chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”. 

[Isegrim 8870]

 

[Dazzler 5508]

3 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

My personal favourite

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

Kangaroo stampede interrupts golfers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-68501403
 

The bloke actually says “fair dinkum” 

[sammynb 2929]

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Kangaroo stampede interrupts golfers…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-68501403
 

The bloke actually says “fair dinkum” 

 

Well they are from Melbourne!

No doubt he's into aerial ping pong and all.

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

1 hour ago, sammynb said:

 

Well they are from Melbourne!

No doubt he's into aerial ping pong and all.

Carlton or Collingwood? 

[RobinRobin 9232]

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Carlton or Collingwood? 

Need to see if he has any teeth before we can rule out Collingwood.

[sammynb 2929]

8 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Need to see if he has any teeth before we can rule out Collingwood.

If he's got a meth habit he's most likely from Geelong but just tells people he's from Melbourne.

 

BTW @Monkeys Fist there's still a few other teams in Melbourne that play that ridiculous fucking game.

Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs aka Fitzroy (I had a mate who supported them and literally died of a heart attack after they finally won a trophy after 50 years), St Kilda, Essendon, Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond.

It's such a provincal game that 10/18 team in a national league come from one city with just 5 million people, fucking stupid.

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

I’ve pitched a “Super Sat’da” competitive giant leek growing league to Sky , with teams made up of the various different allotment associations in Eshinton and Bairdlintin. 
 

They told me never to contact them again. 

[RobinRobin 9232]

14 hours ago, sammynb said:

If he's got a meth habit he's most likely from Geelong but just tells people he's from Melbourne.

 

BTW @Monkeys Fist there's still a few other teams in Melbourne that play that ridiculous fucking game.

Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs aka Fitzroy (I had a mate who supported them and literally died of a heart attack after they finally won a trophy after 50 years), St Kilda, Essendon, Melbourne, North Melbourne and Richmond.

It's such a provincal game that 10/18 team in a national league come from one city with just 5 million people, fucking stupid.

[Alex 30414]

That international rules or whatever it’s called where they combine Aussie Rules and Gaelic Football btw. Does that still exist? What a parcel that is 

[ewerk 26351]

Nah, a lot of people over here lost interest in it so it hasn't been on for a few years now.

[RobinRobin 9232]

13 hours ago, ewerk said:

Nah, a lot of people over here lost interest in it so it hasn't been on for a few years now.

Think the Irish got sick of the Aussies kicking shit out of them 

[Christmas Tree 3997]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5DqGsqM2BM/?igsh=MWh1dDgxdXp1ajEybg==

 

Edited March 28 by Christmas Tree

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-68695712
 

Shitty pants time. 

[Monkeys Fist 38768]

On 28/03/2024 at 15:59, Christmas Tree said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5DqGsqM2BM/?igsh=MWh1dDgxdXp1ajEybg==

 

He’s thinking 

“ Two heads are better than one”