This is the news!

[RobinRobin 7586]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m not a gambler at all, but I’d put my house, kids, and my Susan Boyle sex tape on this being the case. 
 

 

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[Monkeys Fist 34130]

23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

You’d think the denpressure would have stopped it falling. 

[Alex 26731]

It’s amazing all these types aren’t multi-millionaires, given their esoteric knowledge of how the system works. I guess they’re just more concerned with selflessly informing their fellow citizens. Either that or they’re fuckwits adding more shite to the sewer that is Twitter 

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

15 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s amazing all these types aren’t multi-millionaires, given their esoteric knowledge of how the system works. I guess they’re just more concerned with selflessly informing their fellow citizens. Either that or they’re fuckwits adding more shite to the sewer that is Twitter 

This is exactly the answer I’d expected from sheeple like you. 
 

 

 

 

😉

[Kid Dynamite 5052]

52 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

Everything after the comma is superfluous tbh 

[wykikitoon 14290]

Dirty leeds fan on insta

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

Absolutely top notch article here. 
 

Somerset man in gimp suit guilty of harassing women https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-67238445

 

A selection of quotes from it;

”Hunt was arrested minutes after the second incident, and is said to have told police: "I am not a gimp - I do not own a gimp suit. I am not in a gimp suit."

 

“He said that Hunt told him: "I am not dangerous, I am a normal person, I have got a few problems."

A search found Hunt was not wearing a T-shirt or any underwear and inside his van was a collection of wet black clothing, women's tights, face masks and gloves.”

 

 

Mint. 

[ewerk 23770]

It must be scary to think that could’ve been you caught.

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

9 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It must be scary to think that could’ve been you caught.

Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. 
 

Just try catching me when I’m fully greased. 

[RobinRobin 7586]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. 
 

Just try catching me when I’m fully greased. 

[ewerk 23770]

[Howmanheyman 22967]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

So he's left Downing Street for Currynation Street? 

 

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[Sonatine 8976]

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

Jared Leto, the weird, rapey, god-complex bloke, has climbed the Empire State Building 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67380226

 

I have a few technical climbery type points here. 
 

 

Jared Leto’s height is variously stated as 5’9”-5’11”. 
So we can make an educated guess that each illuminated panel above is roughly 6’0”. 
There’s about 14-15 of them above him, so roughly 90’. 
That means there’s 90’ of rope between him and the top. 
In dynamic rope, which is what’s used in climbing, you can expect between 10-15% stretch in a fall, assuming the rope between the climber and the top is fairly taut. 
It’s plainly not taut in the pic. 
 

If he falls at this point, he’s going to drop at least 10-15’  before the rope begins to take his weight, another 5-6’ before he stops. 
 

Except… the photographer is obviously standing on a horizontal ledge,( There are lots of these all the way up the building), two panels below. 
 

He’d hit the ledge/photographer if he fell off. 
 

He’s also not wearing a lid, so if he got flipped by the loose rope, we’re looking at Cabbage Leto. 
 

Given the above, would anyone like to guess how bored I am at the moment? 

[Alex 26731]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Jared Leto, the weird, rapey, god-complex bloke, has climbed the Empire State Building 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67380226

 

I have a few technical climbery type points here. 
 

 

Jared Leto’s height is variously stated as 5’9”-5’11”. 
So we can make an educated guess that each illuminated panel above is roughly 6’0”. 
There’s about 14-15 of them above him, so roughly 90’. 
That means there’s 90’ of rope between him and the top. 
In dynamic rope, which is what’s used in climbing, you can expect between 10-15% stretch in a fall, assuming the rope between the climber and the top is fairly taut. 
It’s plainly not taut in the pic. 
 

If he falls at this point, he’s going to drop at least 10-15’  before the rope begins to take his weight, another 5-6’ before he stops. 
 

Except… the photographer is obviously standing on a horizontal ledge,( There are lots of these all the way up the building), two panels below. 
 

He’d hit the ledge/photographer if he fell off. 
 

He’s also not wearing a lid, so if he got flipped by the loose rope, we’re looking at Cabbage Leto. 
 

Given the above, would anyone like to guess how bored I am at the moment? 

As bored as I was by the end of your post?  

[Monkeys Fist 34130]

[RobinRobin 7586]

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Given the above, would anyone like to 

TL; DR 🙂