This is the news!

[Sonatine 10096]

Grifters gonna grift.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22912846/captain-tom-moore-daughter-charity-spa-pool/

[RobinRobin 9312]

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/penis-and-vagina-shaped-waffles-coming-to-perth-with-cheeky-waffles-set-to-open-in-september-c-11188005

[Monkeys Fist 38977]

That reminds me of these two local ( Wallsend and Sunniside), vagina themed hairdressers…

 

The first one is now closed, probably because no one could be arsed to find it. 

[RobinRobin 9312]

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/us-food-and-drug-administration-report-revealed-mri-dislodged-butt-plug-into-patients-abdomen--c-11302673

[Monkeys Fist 38977]

Eh???

 

” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?”

”Yes”

“List of medications?”

”Yes”

”Butt plug?”

” Already in”

” Keys, card and phone?”

” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

[RobinRobin 9312]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Eh???

 

” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?”

”Yes”

“List of medications?”

”Yes”

”Butt plug?”

” Already in”

” Keys, card and phone?”

” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

Knew I could rely on you 

[Sonatine 10096]

 

Slightly disappointed to discover this was not about the dead magician, but hey ho.

 

[ewerk 26667]

 

The former President was quoted as saying, 'Shiiiiiiitt'.

 

[Monkeys Fist 38977]

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

[Toonpack 6940]

[ewerk 26667]

UK gun laws saving CT from himself.

[wykikitoon 16895]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38977]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

 

 

I was fully expecting that to be in sunderland. 

[Monkeys Fist 38977]

Meanwhile…

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-66645681

 

[RobinRobin 9312]

15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2789]

On 30/08/2023 at 13:30, Monkeys Fist said:

Meanwhile…

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-66645681

 

 

15 years? They should do a highlights video.

 

[Alex 30639]

On 30/08/2023 at 13:25, Monkeys Fist said:

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

Is there a precedent for that? 

[RobinRobin 9312]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Is there a precedent for that? 

[wykikitoon 16895]

Awful 'quake in Morroco 

[ewerk 26667]

I think this lad has a very good case for entrapment.

 

[wykikitoon 16895]

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3234]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

He sounds like a guy bored with his job who desperately tried to make himself interesting.

[Alex 30639]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

Loads of theories when he was on the run about how the Iranians would be getting him out of the country etc. I bet they didn’t even know who he was 

[Gemmill 35070]

I wonder what his dad, Wiz, makes of it all.

[The Fish 9075]

I heard Toontastic old guard Jimbo is his secret dad, but he goes by the pseudonym "Juan"