BrackInMyBrack 0 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Edited August 7, 2019 by BrackInMyBrack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 ahem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1041 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2574 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Jesus Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Don't know the tune 'old town road'. Shouldn't have let Willems get behind you. And it's never white and black, it's always BLACK n' WHITE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47267 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 53 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. And you don’t? The man is sex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47267 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 I’m in tears here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13269 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 NUFC likely have the worst songbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8156 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 01:10, acrossthepond said: I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 Since we're on songs, I've got one. Hooker With a Penis - Tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11650 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries Still a better football chant than the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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