BrackInMyBrack 0 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Edited August 7, 2019 by BrackInMyBrack Link to post Share on other sites
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acrossthepond 219 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. 9 Link to post Share on other sites
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Noelie 103 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Don't know the tune 'old town road'. Shouldn't have let Willems get behind you. And it's never white and black, it's always BLACK n' WHITE. Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 332 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 9 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack You and your pals can get tae fuck "do dah do dah" You all love Ashley's cock "oh dodaydayyy" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,008 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,425 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 53 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. And you don’t? The man is sex. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,425 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 3,141 Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 I’m in tears here Link to post Share on other sites
RobinRobin 457 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 51 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 NUFC likely have the worst songbook. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,232 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 01:10, acrossthepond said: I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries 3 Link to post Share on other sites
LooneyToony 41 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Since we're on songs, I've got one. Hooker With a Penis - Tool Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 813 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries Still a better football chant than the OP Link to post Share on other sites
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