BrackInMyBrack 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Edited August 7, 2019 by BrackInMyBrack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerosum 234 Report post Posted August 7, 2019 ahem 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
acrossthepond 184 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kitman 357 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 Jesus Christ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noelie 100 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 4 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack Don't know the tune 'old town road'. Shouldn't have let Willems get behind you. And it's never white and black, it's always BLACK n' WHITE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 269 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 9 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said: (to the tune of old town road) I got Willems in the back, Joelinton in attack, Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack You and your pals can get tae fuck "do dah do dah" You all love Ashley's cock "oh dodaydayyy" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 826 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 4,442 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 53 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night. And you don’t? The man is sex. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 4,442 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 1,484 Report post Posted August 8, 2019 I’m in tears here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobinRobin 201 Report post Posted August 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, I like to tug it , tug it, RITCHIE! Matty , physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically Matty, physically fit, physically fit Physically, physically, physically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ugly Mackems 13 Report post Posted August 9, 2019 NUFC likely have the worst songbook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 824 Report post Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 01:10, acrossthepond said: I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooneyToony 41 Report post Posted August 9, 2019 Since we're on songs, I've got one. Hooker With a Penis - Tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 442 Report post Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries Still a better football chant than the OP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
