New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday

[BrackInMyBrack 0]

(to the tune of old town road)

I got Willems in the back,

Joelinton in attack,

Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack

Edited August 7, 2019 by BrackInMyBrack

[zerosum 234]

ahem 

[acrossthepond 233]

1 hour ago, BrackInMyBrack said:

(to the tune of old town road)

I got Willems in the back,

Joelinton in attack,

Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack

I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. 

[Kitman 683]

Jesus Christ 

[Noelie 103]

4 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said:

(to the tune of old town road)

I got Willems in the back,

Joelinton in attack,

Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack

 

 

Don't know the tune 'old town road'.

Shouldn't have let Willems get behind you.

And it's never white and black, it's always BLACK n' WHITE.

[Ant 345]

9 hours ago, BrackInMyBrack said:

(to the tune of old town road)

I got Willems in the back,

Joelinton in attack,

Saint-Maxim in midfield and he's wearing white and blaaaaack

 

You and your pals can get tae fuck "do dah do dah" 

You all love Ashley's cock "oh dodaydayyy" 

 

[wykikitoon 1,011]

I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night.

[Monkeys Fist 7,816]

53 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I bet you wank off to Matt Ritchie on a night.

And you don’t?  

The man is sex. 

[Monkeys Fist 7,816]

I like to tug it , tug it,

I like to tug it , tug it,

I like to tug it , tug it,

RITCHIE! 

Matty , physically fit, physically fit
Physically, physically, physically
Matty, physically fit, physically fit
Physically, physically, physically. 

[Tom 3,314]

I’m in tears here  

[RobinRobin 522]

16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I like to tug it , tug it,

I like to tug it , tug it,

I like to tug it , tug it,

RITCHIE! 

Matty , physically fit, physically fit
Physically, physically, physically
Matty, physically fit, physically fit
Physically, physically, physically. 

[Ugly Mackems 56]

NUFC likely have the worst songbook. 

[Kid Dynamite 1,322]

On 8/8/2019 at 01:10, acrossthepond said:

I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy. 

 

On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries

 

 

[LooneyToony 41]

Since we're on songs, I've got one. 

 

Hooker With a Penis - Tool

 

 

 

[The Fish 898]

4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

On the contrary. No.1 in 8 countries

 

 

Still a better football chant than the OP