Coronavirus

[wykikitoon 16643]

Here the cunt is

[Gemmill 34461]

I reckon he's gonna cry. 

[Dr Gloom 19824]

he's wearing a shirt

[wykikitoon 16643]

No resignation then

[wykikitoon 16643]

Who's playing the violin

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

He could have tucked his shirt in.

[Gemmill 34461]

The Downing Street goat needs to shut the fuck up. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

I like this soundtrack that sounds a bit like the noise that is ringing through Johnson’s head on a daily basis.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I've had to turn it off, that noise is nearly as annoying as him.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Is that noise a ploy to distract from people picking apart his statement?  

[Monkeys Fist 38760]

Proper sob story this 

[Gemmill 34461]

Cottaging. Dirty cunt. 

[wykikitoon 16643]

Fuck me.

Taking is for mugs  

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Has he left yet?

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

“I was simply heading to my father’s farm to isolate in one of the 4 houses on the property. I’m sure you can all relate to that”

[Gemmill 34461]

Longer than his blog posts this. Fuck off slapheed. 

[Rayvin 4964]

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

[Gemmill 34461]

 

 

[Gemmill 34461]

Just now, Rayvin said:

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

 

All perfectly reasonable other than the simple fact that as soon as they showed symptoms they shouldn't have left the house.

 

And we're not even onto Barnard Castle yet. Should get to that around 7pm at this rate. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

If people can’t see through this for the bollocks it is, then they want their head read. He sounds about as believable as me when I pretend I’m actually excited about going to the match

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205]

So if you think you have a good reason then the rules don’t count.

[Rayvin 4964]

You have more faith in the average person than I do, clearly.

[wykikitoon 16643]

He didnt stop at Barnard Castle.  I hope someone has a photo of him.

[Alex 30409]

I think it might be dangerous to drive so I’ll drive for 30 minutes just to check 

[wykikitoon 16643]

His kid needed a piss so his wife played with him