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[Monkeys Fist 47250]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Does that little slimy cunt pretend he supports us as well?

Used to sit in the Gallowgate and watch Jackie Milburn. 

[Meenzer 17033]

24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Used to sit in the Gallowgate and watch Jackie Milburn. 

 

Trudged through the 80s.

[Dr Gloom 24681]

Fuck me that was painful

[Alex 38452]

It was funny as fuck when he went and found a receipt to a season ticket from the 90s (no doubt kept to use as some form of tax break) to prove his long term loyalty as a fan. Because having a ST in the 90s after the ground expansion proved that  I think this was after admitting to not attending a single match the decade before (even a midweek one) because he sold sofas on a Saturday. He’s like Poundshop David Mellor. 

[Renton 25039]

35 minutes ago, Alex said:

It was funny as fuck when he went and found a receipt to a season ticket from the 90s (no doubt kept to use as some form of tax break) to prove his long term loyalty as a fan. Because having a ST in the 90s after the ground expansion proved that  I think this was after admitting to not attending a single match the decade before (even a midweek one) because he sold sofas on a Saturday. He’s like Poundshop David Mellor. 

 

Wait, are we talking about Hatt Mancock or CT here?

Edited January 13, 2021 by Renton

[Alex 38452]

I was on about CT (as I should’ve made more clear) due to the reference to ‘trudging through the 80s’

[Monkeys Fist 47250]

Who’s on 1st base? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15483]

Didn’t CT once says that his hero was his old gaffer as well?  Everyone listing elite athletes or noteworthy family members and he fires out with his supervisor at DFS

[Alex 38452]

58 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Didn’t CT once says that his hero was his old gaffer as well?  Everyone listing elite athletes or noteworthy family members and he fires out with his supervisor at DFS

He could sell sand to the Arabs that fella. I’ll never forget the day an old dear came in looking for a foot stool. 30% apr  (not payable for the first 6 months) and a cup of tea and a biscuit later and she was on a 3 month waiting list for a puce 4-piece suite 

[Alex 38452]

And she lived in a care home. 

Genius at work 

[Monkeys Fist 47250]

Aye, but he also crushed young CT’s dreams when he slipped a length to Debbie from accounts. 

[Renton 25039]

1564 reported deaths today. That is before the Christmas surge, I expect it to hit 2000 this time next week.

 

[Howmanheyman 38954]

55 minutes ago, Alex said:

He could sell sand to the Arabs that fella. I’ll never forget the day an old dear came in looking for a foot stool. 30% apr  (not payable for the first 6 months) and a cup of tea and a biscuit later and she was on a 3 month waiting list for a puce 4-piece suite 

Corner piece as well.

[ewerk 34987]

11 minutes ago, Renton said:

1564 reported deaths today. That is before the Christmas surge, I expect it to hit 2000 this time next week.

 

It's also got to be worrying surely that a week into the lockdown and we're still recording nearly 50,000 new cases per day?

[Rayvin 6715]

I just noticed the overall total for the first time in a while - 100k deaths man, christ. How many would have been avoidable with better decision making? It's a tragedy.

[Dr Gloom 24681]

19 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It's also got to be worrying surely that a week into the lockdown and we're still recording nearly 50,000 new cases per day?

These deaths are from people likely infected about three weeks ago though, before the stricter measures were introduced. And almost 50k cases a day, while still alarming, suggests lockdown 3.0 might be starting to work. It’s the third day in a row where we’ve had fewer than 50k new cases compared to several days with 60k+ new cases recently.

What it does show is the second wave is going to kill a lot more people than the first and things are going to get much worse before they get better ☹️

[Alex 38452]

47 minutes ago, Renton said:

1564 reported deaths today. That is before the Christmas surge, I expect it to hit 2000 this time next week.

 

Trust you to dampen the mood ffs

[Alex 38452]

[Toonpack 12694]

Lad at work (working from home though) bairn sent home from nursery as another kid's has tested positive, but only the kid has to isolate not the whole family ???? (seems strange/daft)

Also things seem to be slowing up here:

Compared to last week:

[Monkeys Fist 47250]

32 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

I just noticed the overall total for the first time in a while - 100k deaths man, christ. How many would have been avoidable with better decision making? It's a tragedy.

It’s fucking criminal incompetence. 
 

And we all know the main actors in it will walk away scot-free

[Alex 38452]

Nowt fucking free about the contributions of Dido Harding and her ilk  though

[Monkeys Fist 47250]

I hope people don’t forget about the absolutely venal stampede these cunts went on to set up “PPE supplier” company’s in order to make £millions whilst the rest of us were told to be happy with 80% of our income. 
 

They will though. 

[NJS 4814]

25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

What it does show is the second wave is going to kill a lot more people than the first and things are going to get much worse before they get better ☹️

Just as the second wave did in 1918.

 

What's that saying about history and lessons again? 

[Alex 38452]

17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I hope people don’t forget about the absolutely venal stampede these cunts went on to set up “PPE supplier” company’s in order to make £millions whilst the rest of us were told to be happy with 80% of our income. 
 

They will though. 

It would help if the press took the bother to remind them come the next election. Like that’ll happen 

[Dr Gloom 24681]

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