Transfers, Summer 2023

[Sonatine 7954]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Auld Slapper is on the staff. 

[Dr Gloom 12638]

24 minutes ago, ewerk said:

At least it keeps your mother occupied.

 

you rarely miss the low hanging fruit

[Polarboy 1230]

 

Mostly things we know already I suppose. 

[The Fish 4854]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

you rarely miss the low hanging fruit

aka her tits

[wykikitoon 9376]

Can they actually agree terms with the player if the clubs haven't agreed?  Or is it a case of club allows contact?

[Gemmill 21587]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Can they actually agree terms with the player if the clubs haven't agreed?  Or is it a case of club allows contact?

 

The Art of the Shithouse Deal by Dan Ashworth. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 9709]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Can they actually agree terms with the player if the clubs haven't agreed?  Or is it a case of club allows contact?

There’s no point in submitting a bid for a player who has no interest in joining so I think it’s common practice now to sound things out with agents first and then start negotiating with the club

[The Fish 4854]

16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Can they actually agree terms with the player if the clubs haven't agreed?  Or is it a case of club allows contact?

If an official request has been put in, it might muddy the waters a little?

 

Also if you're an agent of a player who's binning off training, I don't think you'd have any qualms about having a conversation about the kind of deal your client would accept maybe possibly allegedly your honour. 

[AgentAxeman 29]

[Christmas Tree 3015]

He’s heard about the Gordon link and called them in  

 

 

 

[Alex 20490]

That reminds me, what’s William Storey up to these days? 

[Howmanheyman 17351]

He's just been spotted at the Benton training centre.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dougle 1891]

Has he had a shave like?

[Sonatine 7954]

45 minutes ago, Alex said:

That reminds me, what’s William Storey up to these days? 

 

Those poor souls would probably rather be on a burns ward than having a meal with that bamp.

[RobElliott 130]

Storey in that photo looks like what I imagine Mike Ashley would do if he was living feral in the woods for 12 months

[Meenzer 10726]

He's having #BurnsNight, they're having #BumsNight

[Dougle 1891]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

Those poor souls would probably rather be on a burns ward than having a meal with that bamp.

 

Has he photoshopped himself onto a 1960s advert?

[wykikitoon 9376]

 

He's speaking sense for once

 

[Holden McGroin 1036]

Is he really getting death threats? Just some minority knobheads that their own fans disagreed with chased him down a street.

Edited January 26 by Holden McGroin

[wykikitoon 9376]

Marcelo Bielsa: Ex-Leeds boss in London for further talks with Everton over managerial vacancy - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64416720

 

I wonder if that throws any spanner in the works 

[ewerk 18553]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

He's speaking sense for once

 

Nah, Gordon is a knobhead. If it were a player doing that for us we’d be calling him worse than shit.

[Dougle 1891]

Aye, even Dúbravka’s comparatively mild dummy out the pram has done him no favours.

Regardless as to the quality of his keeping, I think few will have the same regard for him they had before his petulant flounce off to “United”.

The twat.

[Polarboy 1230]

I seem to recall fans of the club being a lot more forgiving of players perhaps wanting to leave when Ashley was in charge, given what a shit show the club was. Everton and their owners aren't the same as Ashley in a lot of ways, they spent money for a start, they just happen to have about the same football knowledge as Ashley had and have turned Everton into a farce of a club. 

Edited January 26 by Polarboy

[Polarboy 1230]

 

[spongebob toonpants 2280]

Mrs Sponge doesn't have much interest in football but for some reason reckons he is worth signing