thebrokendoll 7106 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 henderson got herpes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Half of those clips throughout his career, he's had a geet big sore on his lips. Mind, you kiss a mackem lass and you're taking your life into your own hands. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 I’ve spent the afternoon buying a tree, decorating the fucker, and putting all the other decorations up, with a soundtrack of shite Christmas songs and a mental dog doing his box in at the lights and sparkly shite. I’m now having a cheeky beer at the restaurant at the top of my street whilst I wait for the pizzas we’ve ordered for the game. We had better beat these cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 This fucking DOG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This fucking DOG. Allez les bleus 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7106 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 as above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 What's going on with her bra ffs. Her tits have spent the last 20 years trying to get away from the horrific shit falling out of her gob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Half of those clips throughout his career, he's had a geet big sore on his lips. Mind, you kiss a mackem lass and you're taking your life into your own hands. The only mackem lass I’ve ever had conjugals with was a proper BOBFOC. Scored with her in Glencoe on a climbing trip, afternoon of climbing, evening on the piss in the Clachaig, then back to the digs- halfway through scuttling her I got the “wet mouth” and knew I was seconds away from a vomitacious evacuation of my stomach contents. The bedroom window was the closest outlet so I pulled out, spewed my ring out the window and headed straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth and curse my timing thinking “ Well done son, you’ve blown that!” When I went back in the bedroom the filthy slapper had just turned around and presented herself for doggy, which, of course, I obliged. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Clachaig is what she calls her fanny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 (edited) The Sun are the absolute worst of us. Edited December 10, 2022 by Gemmill 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 France 1 nil up after the anthems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7106 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The only mackem lass I’ve ever had conjugals with was a proper BOBFOC. Scored with her in Glencoe on a climbing trip, afternoon of climbing, evening on the piss in the Clachaig, then back to the digs- halfway through scuttling her I got the “wet mouth” and knew I was seconds away from a vomitacious evacuation of my stomach contents. The bedroom window was the closest outlet so I pulled out, spewed my ring out the window and headed straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth and curse my timing thinking “ Well done son, you’ve blown that!” When I went back in the bedroom the filthy slipper had just turned around and presented herself for doggy, which, of course, I obliged. offered the choice a few more of the clachaigs whisky barrelled cider or a go on a mackem lass, I'd plump for the former every time. I'm assuming the bar must've shut? Edited December 10, 2022 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: France 1 nil up after the anthems. I had that literal exact thought myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Useless mackem cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 If only he had normal sized arms. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6189 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: Useless mackem cunt. Honestly should have been saved with regular sized arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 If he had longer arms he would have saved that. France look a lot better here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Nick Pope saves that, nee bother. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 If we had Trippier on here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6189 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 That free kick probably getting saved in Sunday league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6189 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Terrible call not to give a free kick/penalty there based in first impressions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 At the very least that's a free kick. It was a clear foul, the only question was whether it was a penalty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8876 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 One thing is sure, the player didn’t play the ball as the referee indicated 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38815 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 minute ago, OTF said: Terrible call not to give a free kick/penalty there based in first impressions. Aye, we’re getting nowt so far decisions-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: At the very least that's a free kick. It was a clear foul, the only question was whether it was a penalty. I can only assume the VAR saw it as outside the box so couldn’t do anything. Awful refereeing decision. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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