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16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

We do but they'll be waiting for City case verdict I reckon, potentially could take any sponsorship from "fair market rate" to mental money.

 

so if for example a fair market value for each of the training kit, training ground and stadium was £5m each and all were on a rolling one year renegotiable contract.

why would we choose to have chucked £45m down the drain over the last 3 years whilst waiting for the verdict of man city case?

*figures above  plucked from the air, could be more, could be less.

 

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19 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

so if for example a fair market value for each of the training kit, training ground and stadium was £5m each and all were on a rolling one year renegotiable contract.

why would we choose to have chucked £45m down the drain over the last 3 years whilst waiting for the verdict of man city case?

*figures above  plucked from the air, could be more, could be less.

 

Would EPL allow us 3x £5 mill as fair market rate ?? I dunno what the number would be 🤷‍♂️ Also suspect the EPL would look at renewal clauses and any associated escalators therein for FMR, either way they'd look to screw us and we seem intent on staying lillywhite on the rules for whatever reason.

 

Alternatively we could just be grossly incompetent and ignoring some blindingly obvious ways to generate extra revenue. But I don't believe we are so am simply trying to reason why we haven't done the blindingly obvious.

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17 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Would EPL allow us 3x £5 mill as fair market rate ?? I dunno what the number would be 🤷‍♂️ Also suspect the EPL would look at renewal clauses and any associated escalators therein for FMR, either way they'd look to screw us and we seem intent on staying lillywhite on the rules for whatever reason.

 

Alternatively we could just be grossly incompetent and ignoring some blindingly obvious ways to generate extra revenue. But I don't believe we are so am simply trying to reason why we haven't done the blindingly obvious.

 

I dunno mate. I based £5m each for the 3 above on noons reported £8m per season for the yellow patch on the sleeve. 

I thought my guess was relatively conservative. I agree the epl would want to scrutinise any renewal clauses but then how would they justify not allowing an increase for cl qualification? and if they did, why the fuck would we not then challenge it?

I mean I acknowledge i might be looking at this from the very simplified viewpoint that I think both eales and silverstone are incompetent thundercunts, but...

we've dabbled with the likes of saudia as an 'official travel partner' before and seen the airlines logo plastered all over the advertising hoardings round the pitch, so surely there's avenues out there?

just seems odd to me that we've seemingly spurned the money which mightve saved an elliot anderson or doubled isak's wages 12 months ago.

the club's fucking brilliant at whopping ticket prices up every year though.

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5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I dunno mate. I based £5m each for the 3 above on noons reported £8m per season for the yellow patch on the sleeve. 

I thought my guess was relatively conservative. I agree the epl would want to scrutinise any renewal clauses but then how would they justify not allowing an increase for cl qualification? and if they did, why the fuck would we not then challenge it?

I mean I acknowledge i might be looking at this from the very simplified viewpoint that I think both eales and silverstone are incompetent thundercunts, but...

we've dabbled with the likes of saudia as an 'official travel partner' before and seen the airlines logo plastered all over the advertising hoardings round the pitch, so surely there's avenues out there?

just seems odd to me that we've seemingly spurned the money which mightve saved an elliot anderson or doubled isak's wages 12 months ago.

the club's fucking brilliant at whopping ticket prices up every year though.

 

I tend to agree on Eales, mainly for his red hot Mitchell disaster but don't agree on Silverstone, he's got a serious reputation and doubled our commercial revenue from 23 to 24, we don't know what the 25 numbers is yet. I just think if someone reputedly that capable is not doing something that seems a no brainer, there must be a good business reason.

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33 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

I tend to agree on Eales, mainly for his red hot Mitchell disaster but don't agree on Silverstone, he's got a serious reputation and doubled our commercial revenue from 23 to 24, we don't know what the 25 numbers is yet. I just think if someone reputedly that capable is not doing something that seems a no brainer, there must be a good business reason.

 

I don't think it would take a genius to double the revenue with a pif invested sela and noon from fun88/wonga or the square root of fuck all we got off sports direct that ashley lumbered us with mind. 

both sela and noon were renegotiated/extended in '23, what the fuck's the cunt done since then? oh aye, increase ticket prices by 50%.

silverstone was despised by arsenal supporters prior to him fucking off.

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Anyone know if South Korea is in the path of the tsunami from this Russian earthquake. I know Japan and the US is on alert but my geography reeks. 

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anyone know if South Korea is in the path of the tsunami from this Russian earthquake. I know Japan and the US is on alert but my geography reeks. 

I had a look and because of where it happened it’s predicted to have a minimal impact on South Korea with tsunami waves of less than half a metre / no damaging impact. They’d have known by now too as the effects have been felt as far away as Hawaii 

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4 minutes ago, Alex said:

I had a look and because of where it happened it’s predicted to have a minimal impact on South Korea with tsunami waves of less than half a metre / no damaging impact. They’d have known by now too as the effects have been felt as far away as Hawaii 

 

Nice one ta. Wonder if the match gets cancelled. I know it's irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, but it would be some wasted trip if it does. 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Nice one ta. Wonder if the match gets cancelled. I know it's irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, but it would be some wasted trip if it does. 

I doubt it. From the reports it seems to be BAU in South Korea 

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"Guys, guys... Sorry to bother you, I know you're tired but I need one of you to take a photo with the Korean girls for two minu...."

 

Trips: "Go on then."

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15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Penny for his thoughts...

 

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Just tuck into your waistband Kieran and they’ll never notice.

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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Sounds like Craig Hope and Simon Jordan had a ding dong yesterday :lol: Wor Craig calling out that southern cunt.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

 

What the fuck does Jordan have on his heed? Is that a wig or does he just have an incredibly bad barber?

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23 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

 

Thought Hope did alright here. 

 

On his own video later, he compared the way Jordan goes on - talking about newspaper articles for 3 hours on his show and then calling it all media nonsense when a journalist comes on - to a kid playing on his new Xbox all day Christmas day and then turning to his dad and saying "I tell you what dad, that Santa's a bit of a prick, isn't he?" :lol:

 

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