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It’s likely bollocks. But if you think Edinburgh is teeming with football fans on a weekend you are grossly overestimating both hearts and hibs.

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5 minutes ago, rikko said:

It’s likely bollocks. But if you think Edinburgh is teeming with football fans on a weekend you are grossly overestimating both hearts and hibs.


you only need a weekend one of them are playing rangers or Celtic to coincide with us playing Liverpool or Man Utd and the old bill will consider it a logistical headache that’ll need avoiding.

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If they can handle concurrent rugger and a game tynecastle which is about 10min walk away should be fine. 
 

bigger challenge would be Murrayfield pitch in 6 nations period. Won’t be conducive to a slick passing game. 

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29 minutes ago, rikko said:

It’s likely bollocks. But if you think Edinburgh is teeming with football fans on a weekend you are grossly overestimating both hearts and hibs.

 

Aye, lived there for years and Leith Walk gets a bit radge if Hibs are at home, likewise Dalry/Gorgie with Hearts, but city centre, nop

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2 hours ago, Alex said:

https://archive.is/s4yqW
Nice article about Longstaff 

That's a great read that. I could feel myself welling up reading it.  This is what we want at the club.  Aye he has skin in it being a Geordie, but look at Bruno.  He gives a fuck.

I hope he starts today for Leeds.

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6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

That's a great read that. I could feel myself welling up reading it.  This is what we want at the club.  Aye he has skin in it being a Geordie, but look at Bruno.  He gives a fuck.

I hope he starts today for Leeds.

 

Based on their game v Sheffield Wednesday, so do I. :good:

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'Bruno, we've got some good news and some bad news'

 

'What's the bad news?'

 

'Your entire family were killed by a herd of wildebeests'

 

'What?'

 

'But the good news is you've won player of the month for August! Let's get a quick photo'

 

 

 

 

Image

 

 

 

'You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?'

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On 02/09/2025 at 09:48, thebrokendoll said:

 

my wild toonpack like prediction for the day is that @Penmaker is a lurking chicken nonce.

Penmaker lurking!! is he a nosey parker ??

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22 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

what lunacy is coming out your mouth now?

Didn’t get told off or a penalty point 👍

 

Nursery = Kiddies forum ffs

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5 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Didn’t get told off or a penalty point 👍

 

Nursery = Kiddies forum ffs

 

ah right.

anyway...

this penmaker business being luke edwards. going back a year or two on the kiddies forum there was a very occasional poster with the name TPIMTTS whose interactions usually were defending chicken nonce whenever he was getting a slating. someone worked out that above letters above stood for the pen is mightier than the sword and outed poor luke who promptly disappeared.

so, well you might think penmaker is a tenuous link to TPIMTTS it's a hunch I'm sticking with and im invariably right the vast, vast majority of the time.

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3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

ah right.

anyway...

this penmaker business being luke edwards. going back a year or two on the kiddies forum there was a very occasional poster with the name TPIMTTS whose interactions usually were defending chicken nonce whenever he was getting a slating. someone worked out that above letters above stood for the pen is mightier than the sword and outed poor luke who promptly disappeared.

so, well you might think penmaker is a tenuous link to TPIMTTS it's a hunch I'm sticking with and im invariably right the vast, vast majority of the time.

Sorry to disappoint, but your hunch is miles out. I'm a 64 year old Newcastle fan from Gateshead who used to follow home and away (with Toon Travel) until I got really pissed off when Fat Sam was in charge and I didn't renew my ST. I've been lurking for years as I enjoy the banter (mostly)

I'm called Penmaker because guess what, my hobby since I retired is..........MAKING PENS!!

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1 minute ago, Penmaker said:

Sorry to disappoint, but your hunch is miles out. I'm a 64 year old Newcastle fan from Gateshead who used to follow home and away (with Toon Travel) until I got really pissed off when Fat Sam was in charge and I didn't renew my ST. I've been lurking for years as I enjoy the banter (mostly)

I'm called Penmaker because guess what, my hobby since I retired is..........MAKING PENS!!

 

fucking hell.

don't tell that toonpack cunt i was wrong.

pleased you can speak after all.  :)

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