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4 minutes ago, Penmaker said:

Sorry to disappoint, but your hunch is miles out. I'm a 64 year old Newcastle fan from Gateshead who used to follow home and away (with Toon Travel) until I got really pissed off when Fat Sam was in charge and I didn't renew my ST. I've been lurking for years as I enjoy the banter (mostly)

I'm called Penmaker because guess what, my hobby since I retired is..........MAKING PENS!!

 

Welcome to the board.

 

New hobby: posting on here. 

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6 minutes ago, Penmaker said:

Sorry to disappoint, but your hunch is miles out. I'm a 64 year old Newcastle fan from Gateshead who used to follow home and away (with Toon Travel) until I got really pissed off when Fat Sam was in charge and I didn't renew my ST. I've been lurking for years as I enjoy the banter (mostly)

I'm called Penmaker because guess what, my hobby since I retired is..........MAKING PENS!!


I’ve never heard of pen making as a hobby. What sort of pens do you make?

 

(I can sense the pun brigade starting their engines) :lol: 

 

Are they birodegradable etc etc

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6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


I’ve never heard of pen making as a hobby. What sort of pens do you make?

 

(I can sense the pun brigade starting their engines) :lol: 

 

Are they birodegradable etc etc

 

bloke i used to work with used to make them on a little wood turning lathe. used little blocks of oak or yew and such like with a nice grain but also put coloured resin in them a bit like those river tables.

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CT immediately sullying the man's hobby. 

 

"I've got two questions. Do you sell them online, and how do you feel about competing with a new entrant to the market?" 

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4 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


I’ll give that a watch later. Didn’t know it was a thing. Do you sell them online?

It looks inkwellible.

 

 

 

I'll see myself out.

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

CT immediately sullying the man's hobby. 

 

"I've got two questions. Do you sell them online, and how do you feel about competing with a new entrant to the market?" 


I know my limits. Slapping some ink on a mug is one thing, lathes and fine detail…. No siree

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9 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:


I’ll give that a watch later. Didn’t know it was a thing. Do you sell them online?

No it's just a hobby, I do the odd comission for friends/word of mouth but CBA with the admin of selling online

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11 minutes ago, Penmaker said:

No it's just a hobby, I do the odd comission for friends/word of mouth but CBA with the admin of selling online


Just been having a look on Etsy  and some lovely ones on there. Upto £500 for this one olive and gold.

 

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Lovely presents for the right sort of person 👍🏻

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46 minutes ago, Penmaker said:

Sorry to disappoint, but your hunch is miles out. I'm a 64 year old Newcastle fan from Gateshead who used to follow home and away (with Toon Travel) until I got really pissed off when Fat Sam was in charge and I didn't renew my ST. I've been lurking for years as I enjoy the banter (mostly)

I'm called Penmaker because guess what, my hobby since I retired is..........MAKING PENS!!


Look at you, bringing down the average age of the board.

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You’re a Penmaker

Nib shaper, ink taker 

Don’t you sell online for a fee? 

You’re a Penmaker,

Barrel raker, spring hater 
Don’t you sell online, no no no-oh. 
 

Welcome! 
 

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I used to work for a guy who was heavily into metal detecting and collecting coins in his free time. Stories of CT's hobbies remind me of him a bit. He was obsessed with inspecting 2p coins for their date and whether or not they said Two Pence or New Pence.

 

Apparently there were a few misprints from 1983 or thereabouts that are valuable. Best job ever, getting paid to scatter 2p coins around any given room and basically get the day off while your boss scurried around inspecting every single coin.

 

I've since had pets and children that were harder to train.

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44 minutes ago, Penmaker said:

No it's just a hobby, I do the odd comission for friends/word of mouth but CBA with the admin of selling online


don’t fret. CT can get you up to speed on thatZ

 

Welcome. Always good to see lurkers come out of the shadows 🙌

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