thebrokendoll 14271 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sat in his fucking booster seat in the front row with a blatant stonk-on. I was sat 5ft from barbara windsor, bless she'd have been in her 70s then but all I could see was her in her carry on camping glory. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28561 Posted September 30 Author Share Posted September 30 What I'm getting from this is TBD is sad enough to sit in a queue for hours to watch some wifeys dance. But won't queue to wait for a football ticket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63250 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 What I'm getting is that he entered the ballot for Strictly. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14271 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 39 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What I'm getting is that he entered the ballot for Strictly. so you see what really happened here is this.... mrs tbd who's been an avid fan of strictly since the outset had 2 tickets for the roadshow at the NEC bought for her by her mother as a christmas present. she went with her best mate and enjoyed it but said they were too far away from the dance floor to watch it other than on the big screen. so, in a stunning act of selflessness I applied for and was successful in getting tickets for elstree and making her dreams come true. because I know how to treat a lady. what are you on now, your fifth attempt? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63250 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 I suppose that might go 5% of the way to making up for her having to clean all the hot sauce skids out of your raggy underpants. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28561 Posted September 30 Author Share Posted September 30 14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: so you see what really happened here is this.... mrs tbd who's been an avid fan of strictly since the outset had 2 tickets for the roadshow at the NEC bought for her by her mother as a christmas present. she went with her best mate and enjoyed it but said they were too far away from the dance floor to watch it other than on the big screen. so, in a stunning act of selflessness I applied for and was successful in getting tickets for elstree and making her dreams come true. because I know how to treat a lady. what are you on now, your fifth attempt? But you don't get tickets. You get to stand on a queue to then get a chance of going in. And to get front row you have to be there at about 3am to then queue until they come out at 14:00 to stamp you. The only reason I know this is because Mrs wilson....I mean wykiki has been several times and it sounds like fucking hell! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14271 Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: The only reason I know this is because... a likely fucking story! anyway, 6.30am we got there and worth every minute. there's not many people can claim they were literally millimeters away from giving michelle keegan a damn good seeing to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14510 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 13 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: a likely fucking story! anyway, 6.30am we got there and worth every minute. there's not many people can claim they were literally millimeters away from giving michelle keegan a damn good seeing to. Came up short again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15604 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Tino out for up to 8 weeks but has avoided any ligament damage, which is good, reportedly (Downie and Waugh). Craig Hope has reported his leg has to be amputated. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6701 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 That’s excellent news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4687 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Tino out for up to 8 weeks but has avoided any ligament damage, which is good, reportedly (Downie and Waugh). Craig Hope has reported his leg has to be amputated. Great news. Especially for Tino considering it looked liked being 6-8 months based on his reaction at the time. For others, here's an informative video about it from a proper journalist: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26363 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 8 weeks is a blow but could have been so much worse if it was his ACL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14510 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: That’s excellent news Are you sure? Does that not mean he is being preserved before being transferred in January? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12386 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 4 years ago today we lost 2-1 away to Wolves with Jeff Hendrick scoring in what was to be Steve Bruce's penultimate and Mike Ashley's final game at the helm. Easy to lose track of how far we've come in such a relatively short space of time. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43947 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Just looking at the games we face in the CL and the current shape of our opponents I have us finishing on 15-16 points, 16 got Villa through automatically in 8th place last year 15 points getting you a seeded play off game although at that stage Real Madrid managed to play Man City so you could still get a pretty hard fixture. Only fixtures that are going to be really tough is PSG away and de zerbi seems to have Marseille looking a bit better, hammered a terrible looking Ajax but gave Real Madrid a game in Spain losing by the odd goal. Leverkusen look shit as do PSV and Bilbao, benfica have been beaten twice already. The latter three are all at home too, (I'm not going back to check!) so Marseilles away and PSG away, anything at either is a bonus, especially PSG, a point at Marseilles would be very welcome. We might also be hitting benfica at a decent time as they're next up. Also hope to factor in Wissa being back in contention as well. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14271 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just looking at the games we face in the CL and the current shape of our opponents I have us finishing on 15-16 points, 16 got Villa through automatically in 8th place last year 15 points getting you a seeded play off game although at that stage Real Madrid managed to play Man City so you could still get a pretty hard fixture. Only fixtures that are going to be really tough is PSG away and de zerbi seems to have Marseille looking a bit better, hammered a terrible looking Ajax but gave Real Madrid a game in Spain losing by the odd goal. Leverkusen look shit as do PSV and Bilbao, benfica have been beaten twice already. The latter three are all at home too, (I'm not going back to check!) so Marseilles away and PSG away, anything at either is a bonus, especially PSG, a point at Marseilles would be very welcome. We might also be hitting benfica at a decent time as they're next up. Also hope to factor in Wissa being back in contention as well. I'd love it if we finish above the bindippers and I think there's every chance we could. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12386 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 46 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I'd love it if we finish above the bindippers and I think there's every chance we could. Agreed. Don't forget Isak didn't want to play for a team IN the Champions League, he wanted to play for a team that would WIN the Champions League. Finishing about them in the league stage will be the biggest "Fuck you, Alex" we could possibly deliver - and the media cunts will have a meltdown of biblical proportions. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14510 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 1 hour ago, Craig said: Agreed. Don't forget Isak didn't want to play for a team IN the Champions League, he wanted to play for a team that would WIN the Champions League. Finishing about them in the league stage will be the biggest "Fuck you, Alex" we could possibly deliver - and the media cunts will have a meltdown of biblical proportions. Pretty sure it won't be mentioned by the media cunts unless it's to blame us for not letting the snake go sooner so he could get fit. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12386 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 2 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Pretty sure it won't be mentioned by the media cunts unless it's to blame us for not letting the snake go sooner so he could get fit. 🙂 Not sure if it was on here or elsewhere, but someone posted a video of him the other day of him blowing his cheeks after being on the pitch for only a matter of minutes. His fitness is fucked, and it's all his own doing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12386 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 BTW Isak has 1 goal in 252 minutes for Liverpool so far. By contrast Woltemade has 3 goals in 379 for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGinolaVolley 307 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Does it matter what order the top 8 finish? By the time we play PSG, they may have already guaranteed themselves a top 8 spot… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43947 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 36 minutes ago, ThatGinolaVolley said: Does it matter what order the top 8 finish? By the time we play PSG, they may have already guaranteed themselves a top 8 spot… No idea? I'm not even sure if the play off games can play another club from the same country or the top 8 can play another club from their own country at the next stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 4 hours ago, Craig said: BTW Isak has 1 goal in 252 minutes for Liverpool so far. By contrast Woltemade has 3 goals in 379 for us. The Iceman- fucking glacial rate of scoring and frozen out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 4 hours ago, Craig said: Not sure if it was on here or elsewhere, but someone posted a video of him the other day of him blowing his cheeks after being on the pitch for only a matter of minutes. His fitness is fucked, and it's all his own doing. Remember when the Cabbage was only training our lads twice a week, and Joelinton ( who was getting pelters from us at the time) paid for extra personal fitness training, like a committed professional does? If Ratty had wanted to be fit for the start of the season, he could’ve been. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63250 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 https://archive.ph/RW2fC Seaton Burn the frontrunner for the new training ground. Just along the road from yours truly. I'll probably be granted press access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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