Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

[PaddockLad 14585]

6 minutes ago, Howay said:

Willock has been fucking sensational today btw. 

In a crowded field, he’s man of the match by a country mile  

 

Ps Gareth Southgate is a cunt 

[Monkeys Fist 38762]

Full time.  

6-1. 

 

Can’t wait for the nibbles the changing room pic will get. 

[OTF 6148]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

[Sonatine 9996]

 

[wykikitoon 16647]

Richarldson with about 3 newcastle shirts  

[sammynb 2929]

Kane's agent will be on the phone to Pep asking if they can change their mind and if Halaand needs an understudy.

[PaddockLad 14585]

[Isegrim 8870]

Second half was not acceptable.

 

We should have scored at least another four.

 

Sack Howe

 

FTM

[NJS 3978]

Just now, OTF said:

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

Several in their match thread reckon they'd hammer Spurs on today's showings. 

[Monkeys Fist 38762]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

The fewm from them watching this must have been next level.

If you open your window in about 10 minutes, you’ll be able to hear it. 

[Sonatine 9996]

 

[wykikitoon 16647]

Willock when he signed for us we were under a cunt on the downwards spiral.  I bet he's counting his blessings now. He's been great this season and so glad we signed him.

[OTF 6148]

8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This game reminds me of when I’d be travelling back from Aberdeen after three weeks away, getting titty pics off Mrs. F. 
 

In the door, up the stairs, 10 minutes later…

 

 

Spent… 

 

[Wayne 86]

Today:

 

[Monkeys Fist 38762]

Just now, OTF said:

 

That includes shit, shave and shower time. 

[wykikitoon 16647]

[Howay 12456]

16 wins and +29 goal difference  Look forward to the absolute media melt down when we spend 200m this summer to improve the squad Howe has led this season. 

[Monkeys Fist 38762]

2 minutes ago, Howay said:

16 wins and +29 goal difference  Look forward to the absolute media melt down when we spend 200m this summer to improve the squad Howe has led this season. 

We should put the lads we want to sell on Groupon, just for the laugh. 
 

 

[Gemmill 34461]

I'm boring the tits off myself staring at the league table and trying to come up with scenarios where we don't get Champions League. 

 

I'm struggling. Brighton in 8th genuinely look to be the ones with the best chance. From 8th.

 

And honestly, it feels more likely they knock Man United out the top 4 than us. 

 

[Gemmill 34461]

Don't worry btw lads, as soon as I can get my hands on the expected points figures from today, I'll stick them in here. 

[wykikitoon 16647]

Does Dyer not understand how a microphone works?  I.e it needs to be stationary near his mouth.  The mad cunt.

[wykikitoon 16647]

Have Dyer and Rose been on spice?

[Gemmill 34461]

Has Danny Rose had a traumatic brain injury? 

[Kid Dynamite 5908]

Has Danny Rose had a bang to the head  

[PaddockLad 14585]

Danny Rose is a fuckin MAG 🤣🤣🤣🤣