Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI

[Zathras 391]

Oi. I haven't wet the bed in months.  Months, I tells ya!

[Dazzler 16111]

Just now, Zathras said:

Oi. I haven't wet the bed in months.  Months, I tells ya!

Aye but when did you last wave your willy?

[Zathras 391]

E'ery damn day

[Gemmill 62975]

Gordon, Longstaff and Dubravka were all absent from training today.

[Zathras 391]

Karius it is!  

Wilson and Isak to both start!
Iron Man XI 'til new years!

[Dazzler 16111]

Howe has said Dubravka's fitness is "currently unclear".

 

"Not sure" on any players returning from injury tomorrow

 

"You can read into it whatever you want... [Gordon, Dubravka & Longstaff missing from training] - We're two days after a game so we're trying to manage players. We'll see who's fit for tomorrow."

 

As ever, I am not sure what to make of this

[Dazzler 16111]

The chronicle are saying Longstaff and Gordon were just rested ahead of tomorrows match.

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

As ever, I am not sure what to make of this

As someone said, Howe never tells the truth about injuries- why would he give his oppo the advantage? 

[OTF 10527]

If I was Howe I'd have mentioned that Sandro was fit.

[RobinRobin 14485]

28 minutes ago, OTF said:

If I was Howe I'd have mentioned that Sandro was fit.

Wouldn't bet on it

 

 

 

[Tom 15508]

Burn apparently back for this….

[Holden McGroin 9863]

11 minutes ago, Tom said:

Burn apparently back for this….

bench I assume.

[Tom 15508]

Tbh i dont care it’d just been a while since the rival thread had a go 

[Dazzler 16111]

Have we established which on is for the sausages and which one is for the bed wetters? I'm likely to traverse both during the match, but I'd like to know which of my personalities should post where in advance.

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Have we established which on is for the sausages and which one is for the bed wetters? I'm likely to traverse both during the match, but I'd like to know which of my personalities should post where in advance.

We like to keep it fluid, no labels. 
 

aka- haven’t got a scoobie which is which. 

[RobElliott 2390]

If Burn is back does he start (or sub on for) CB or LB?

[Dazzler 16111]

Got to be on the bench. He can't have been doing much training, even away from the group with a gammy back.

[Gemmill 62975]

 

You better fucking believe it.

[Gemmill 62975]

My only concern is that the éclair took down a French team. Maybe this needed to be a cannoli or some gabagool to turn the Italians over.

 

All part of the testing process though. We'll know for next time.

[BobHopeandNoHope 771]

Young uns beat Milan young uns 3-1 ….that’s it, we’re winning tonight. 

[Gemmill 62975]

1 minute ago, BobHopeandNoHope said:

Young uns beat Milan young uns 3-1 ….that’s it, we’re winning tonight. 

 

Fair play cos I think they got howked first time around.

[BobHopeandNoHope 771]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Fair play cos I think they got howked first time around.

Aye 4-0, so turned it around. So with your eclairs (stick a bit spaghetti on the top) it’s a done deal tonight 

[Holden McGroin 9863]

2 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said:

Aye 4-0, so turned it around. So with your eclairs (stick a bit spaghetti on the top) it’s a done deal tonight 

 

Do Spaghetti hoops count?

Edited December 13, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Chaser 1914]

This is definitely the sausage thread. Bedwetters can fuck off onto the other one.

 

Milan will be absolutely dreading coming to our place as they know they have to give a performance to get anything and they'll have seen the state of PSG. We've got another classic night under the lights tonight folks, we're gonna roast them. Wilson turning them over.  

[PaddockLad 22422]

Quite like this…