RobinRobin 9461 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 7 hours ago, Gemmill said: I've only done it once this season. PSG at home. I'm potentially prepared to take another hit to the waistline this Wednesday though. I thought you wanted us to lose? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 If we’re going to have utter match thread confusion, we need to post a bit more in here, then alternate between here and Zathras’ reboot. Step up gents, step up. 5-0 Derek Wright. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27526 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 First ever CL game for me. Also, probably last ever CL game for me. As a new fan, can anyone tell me which one is the surgeon hall exhibition Newcastle brown ale west stand, please? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: First ever CL game for me. Also, probably last ever CL game for me. As a new fan, can anyone tell me which one is the surgeon hall exhibition Newcastle brown ale west stand, please? It’s the one with all the seats… fockin noob! Get the metro to Saint Jamie’s, walk past the Raspberry pub, then listen for Adam P and The Spaniel , can’t go wrong. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27526 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Me and MF. Keeping the thread going while the rest are asleep on the job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27526 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s the one with all the seats… fockin noob! Get the metro to Saint Jamie’s, walk past the Raspberry pub, then listen for Adam P and The Spaniel , can’t go wrong. What's the half time entertainment? And have the kiosks got a lot of choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: What's the half time entertainment? And have the kiosks got a lot of choice? Spot The Conehead. If you win you get a 6 gallon voucher for the Lamb Bhuna kiosk in the Tony Blair stand. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Me and MF. Keeping the thread going while the rest are asleep on the job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2224 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I wonder who will start the mackems away in the cup thread ? Imagine starting that one and we get beat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26800 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 42 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: First ever CL game for me. Also, probably last ever CL game for me. As a new fan, can anyone tell me which one is the surgeon hall exhibition Newcastle brown ale west stand, please? I’m in something called the Leazes stand. I know he was a half decent poster on football matters and knew plenty about the club but it seems a bit much to have named a stand after him. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 20 minutes ago, ewerk said: I’m in something called the Leazes stand. I know he was a half decent poster on football matters and knew plenty about the club but it seems a bit much to have named a stand after him. Great bacon kiosk though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 23 minutes ago, ewerk said: I’m in something called the Leazes stand. I know he was a half decent poster on football matters and knew plenty about the club but it seems a bit much to have named a stand after him. No access until you answer a simple question. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 29 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: I wonder who will start the mackems away in the cup thread ? Imagine starting that one and we get beat ! I nominate you. He who smelt it dealt it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 1 minute ago, trophyshy said: No access until you answer a simple question. Actual, paper tickets only too- digital cards don’t work because THE BOGTROTTER PUT A VIRUS in the pcs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39166 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Just now, trophyshy said: I nominate you. He who smelt it dealt it. I nominate you. He who rhymed it, crimed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30762 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 23 hours ago, MrBass said: Which is which though? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7071 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Mackems game is a gimme, WE WILL NOT LOSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7071 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 And whilst I'm on, this has to be the match thread, at least AH got the title the right way around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27526 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 RTG levels of shambles this, mind. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7071 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: RTG levels of shambles this, mind. I smell a mag, get back on your own berd (oh wait !!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14899 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: RTG levels of shambles this, mind. Glory hunters, want to be associated with the glamour games. Didn’t see them at the Baseball Ground in 92 did we? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5822 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 12 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: What's the half time entertainment? And have the kiosks got a lot of choice? According to RTG Beheddie kicks off half time by casting the first stone at a gay lady buried up to her neck in the centre circle. The flags for the pre-match waving are wrapped around a rock so each person in attendance can have a go. Also, because Saudi is a dry country, there is no alcohol in the ground, as well as no bacon, and you have to swear allegiance to MBS. Though the pre-match flag display will say Khashoggi was besties with Bin Laden and "deserved it". It sounds like a rip-roaring time. (Bringing of child brides is optional). However, in the real world (and times may have changed since I last went) they get a handful of club footed chubbers to do kick ups for a rubbish prize or some shit I don't know, I'm not an expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27526 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: According to RTG Beheddie kicks off half time by casting the first stone at a gay lady buried up to her neck in the centre circle. The flags for the pre-match waving are wrapped around a rock so each person in attendance can have a go. Also, because Saudi is a dry country, there is no alcohol in the ground, as well as no bacon, and you have to swear allegiance to MBS. Though the pre-match flag display will say Khashoggi was besties with Bin Laden and "deserved it". It sounds like a rip-roaring time. (Bringing of child brides is optional). However, in the real world (and times may have changed since I last went) they get a handful of club footed chubbers to do kick ups for a rubbish prize or some shit I don't know, I'm not an expert. I haven't watched one of those challenges yet and try to blank out the bloke on the mics shit crack. HT is strictly for having a piss with an hour's worth of beer sloshing around in my bladder built up from the last pitstop in one of the local hostelries pre-game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5822 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I haven't watched one of those challenges yet and try to blank out the bloke on the mics shit crack. HT is strictly for having a piss with an hour's worth of beer sloshing around in my bladder built up from the last pitstop in one of the local hostelries pre-game. My last season ticket was in the platinum club (it was my brothers, who decided to boycott Ashley a lot sooner than me! ) so I always had a nice warm bar to go and stand in, and the queues for the bogs were a bit smaller so I'd always manage to get a quick piss in and then a pint. On occasion I'd see the tail end of some fat cunt tripping over his own feet and the bloke on the mic offering commiserations. I'd rather have witnessed a stoning tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5059 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Rumours of Big Dan Burn being on the bench for this one. Surely, Harvey Barnes must be close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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