Dr Gloom 24309 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 14/12/2023 at 20:58, Tdansmith said: Brussels sprouts. My mam used to over cook them till they were a green mush I've hated them and refuse to eat them since. And don't get me started on the smell...yuk ! Should be called Pepe le Sprout as they fuckin' honk. Expand they're lush if you flash fry them on a high heat so the outside goes caramelised and the inside retains some bite. jsut got to add fuck loads of seasoning, garlic (bacon if that's your thing) and they're great 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37860 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said: mushrooms. hmmm - the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus. so appealing, so appetising. and definitely not at all like biting down on a slug Expand They’re great, man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12682 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said: mushrooms. hmmm - the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus. so appealing, so appetising. and definitely not at all like biting down on a slug Expand You are right it definitely isn't Rat lungworm: He ate a slug on a dare, became paralyzed and died | CNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24528 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said: mushrooms. hmmm - the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus. so appealing, so appetising. and definitely not at all like biting down on a slug Expand I fucking love mushrooms. Don't really understand how you can afford to turn your nose up at them if you're a veggie, they are an absolute staple for Mrs Rents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24309 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:28, Renton said: I fucking love mushrooms. Don't really understand how you can afford to turn your nose up at them if you're a veggie, they are an absolute staple for Mrs Rents. Expand they make me gag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12973 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said: you can shove a mango up your arse for that ridiculous comment Expand Best place for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15130 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Mushrooms are class, man. If I was veggie, I’d have them all the time. Lush in pastas, stuffed mushrooms are spot on, wild mushroom risottos, the list goes on. Fruit is mush. Real men take vitamins to gain their nutrients without the faff of eating that watery shite 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24528 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:30, Dr Gloom said: they make me gag Expand Well, they're an excellent source of nutrition for you weirdos who do not participate in eating flesh. High protein, high fibre, nearly zero fat content. We go through a punnet a day. Does anyone remember that ear worm advert, "Make way for the mushrooms!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52705 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:30, Dr Gloom said: they make me gag Expand You should try CT's. That won't. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24309 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:42, Renton said: Well, they're an excellent source of nutrition for you weirdos who do not participate in eating flesh. High protein, high fibre, nearly zero fat content. We go through a punnet a day. Does anyone remember that ear worm advert, "Make way for the mushrooms!" Expand i can't stomach them. i think it's the idea of eating something that could grow on your toes that i find most off-putting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37860 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Ripe avocados are lush and so are mushrooms. I eat the latter all the time. On topic though, wtf are you meant to do with a marrow? They’re like a really shit courgette 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37860 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 And on a similar subject does anyone else say ‘I’ve bought you a present?’ and hand over the cucumber they’ve just bought to their lass? Or is that just me? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52705 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:56, Alex said: On topic though, wtf are you meant to do with a marrow? Expand Eeyah man! Yi gan to the match with them! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12973 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:57, Alex said: And on a similar subject does anyone else say ‘I’ve bought you a present?’ and hand over the cucumber they’ve just bought to their lass? Or is that just me? Expand Just you and MF 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24309 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 i would like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to the mighty aubergine, which, when cooked correctly, is a true titan of the vegetable world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52705 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:11, Dr Gloom said: i would like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to the mighty aubergine, which, when cooked correctly, is a true titan of the vegetable world Expand I quite regularly have lasagne made with thinly cut layers of aubergine instead of pasta. It's great. It's a faff and absolutely not as nice as lasagne but I don't have to stand and cut the fuckers so I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19741 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:13, Gemmill said: I quite regularly have lasagne made with thinly cut layers of aubergine instead of pasta. It's great. It's a faff and absolutely not as nice as lasagne but I don't have to stand and cut the fuckers so I don't care. Expand You can use leaks in place of pasta sheets too, it’s a bastard to do but the results are 👌 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4495 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:57, Alex said: And on a similar subject does anyone else say ‘I’ve bought you a present?’ and hand over the cucumber they’ve just bought to their lass? Or is that just me? Expand Something for the ladies is my line. Never not funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12177 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 10:03, Dr Gloom said: mushrooms. hmmm - the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus. so appealing, so appetising. and definitely not at all like biting down on a slug Expand Mushrooms are tremendous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24528 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:13, Gemmill said: I quite regularly have lasagne made with thinly cut layers of aubergine instead of pasta. It's great. It's a faff and absolutely not as nice as lasagne but I don't have to stand and cut the fuckers so I don't care. Expand Here's a really fiddly recipe you can try. It's not as nice as the real thing which is much simpler, but here it is anyway. Fanks, top tip Gemmill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24528 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:19, PaddockLad said: You can use leaks in place of pasta sheets too, it’s a bastard to do but the results are 👌 Expand Right, how the fuck does that work? Do you peel out the outer layers or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24528 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:20, Toonpack said: Mushrooms are tremendous Expand I think this is turning into a sit/stand wedge issue. I just don't feel I can trust Gloomy at all now. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7565 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Chinese food. How can so many people get it so wong? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52705 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 11:21, Renton said: Here's a really fiddly recipe you can try. It's not as nice as the real thing which is much simpler, but here it is anyway. Fanks, top tip Gemmill. Expand I didn't want to say that it might lose you some weight off your sweaty tits, yet here I am having to say it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37860 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 (edited) Re: Aubergines, if you do melanzane alla parmigiana properly it’s a fanny on but really nice. Goes lush with pasta in a spicy tomato sauce too (aubergines that is) Edited December 15, 2023 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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