Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 13 hours ago, Andrew said: Since Toms seen fit to post half of what I just did but on a new page, heres the extended highlights here too Just looked up the definition of dour and it gave me this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9081 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I was nervous as fuck before the match. Shit away from home this season, loads of players still missing, most of the rest are walking wounded, poor run of form. Expected a hostile atmosphere, blood and thunder tackles, injuries to our lads, or Bruno/Joe getting too wound up and getting sent off. Instead they rolled out the black and white carpet, couldn't compete physically and didn't get a rise out of our lot with their fouls. Longstaff had a few chances to put it away early, but as the first half went on it just got more and more comfortable, as soon as the second went in I could really begin to actually enjoy it. Thoroughly professional performance against a pretty average Championship side, no serious injuries or suspensions, 3 goals, none conceded. The mess they've made of this, their biggest game for ages, is hilarious. The Black Cat Bar, their ticketing, their 'display', the derisible pruhtests that were sharp abandoned, fighting amongst themselves in the stands, apparently free drinks for us, our photo on the pitch. Lovely stuff all round. Not one of their players look ready for the Premier League, they didn't look close to us and most of our lot are running on fumes. If that's the team that the 'model' has produced it's time to bin the model and try something else. I thought they would at least make a game of it, but honestly we could have been playing (quick Google of middling Championship teams) Cardiff. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14117 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Luke O'Nien's middle name is Terry. I don't know why I find that hilarious but I do. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 The O'Nien thing btw. Would he fuck have done the same if that was Joelinton with the ball. The big hard lad targeting a 17 year old to try and get the mongs in the crowd inside when they're already 2 nil down. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13885 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 He tried to do the same thing to Isak in the build up to the penalty and he was left for dust. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30652 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 8 minutes ago, Tom said: He tried to do the same thing to Isak in the build up to the penalty and he was left for dust. Aye. Ballard dived in but he only had to make the tackle because O’Nien tried to clean out Isak (and made an arse of it) instead of just clearing the ball. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 First caller to BBC Newcastle after the game, Brian, a Sunderland fan. You'll be pleased to hear how average he thought we were. Thanks for your input, Brian. I'll chew on that this afternoon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0h00kp1?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 15 minutes ago, Alex said: Aye. Ballard dived in but he only had to make the tackle because O’Nien tried to clean out Isak (and made an arse of it) instead of just clearing the ball. When Isak plays in Gordon, Ballard raises him arm appealing for offside when it's blatantly obvious he's a mile on before realising he's now got to run over and shepherd him out for a goal kick, err, I mean get a booking and give us a penalty. (O'Nien had got up off the grass by this point so had a vertical view of this instead of a horizontal one). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Be interesting to see if we get drawn Liverpool home or away tonight. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16899 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 (edited) 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: First caller to BBC Newcastle after the game, Brian, a Sunderland fan. You'll be pleased to hear how average he thought we were. Thanks for your input, Brian. I'll chew on that this afternoon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0h00kp1?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile An average Premiership side Alreet bonny lad. Marco the slack cunt backing him up too Edited January 8 by wykikitoon 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: An average Premiership side Alreet bonny lad. Marco the slack cunt backing him up too At least Bennett knew the gulf, even hear Anderson sniggering when the mackem is saying we never caused them much bother. Gabbiadini is a clown who couldn't even call their club as he had vested interests. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38981 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: even hear Anderson sniggering when the mackem is saying we never caused them much bother Not so dour 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30652 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 (edited) 32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: An average Premiership side Alreet bonny lad. Marco the slack cunt backing him up too I mean if they’re happy with that meaning they’re FUCKING MILES away from being an average PL side then fine. Edited January 8 by Alex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Anderson asked him what they were and he said they were a "pewer teym". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I'd fucking love these to get promoted now btw. They'd get absolutely beasted for 38 games and we would 100% take 6 points and possibly some more free drinks. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30652 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Are they no longer the reincarnation of early 1970s Ajax then? Also, has there been any word from that thick as pig’s shit mod on RTG? The one with the Pop Robson avatar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Listening to the phone in btw. The likes of Gabbiadini will absolutely know what a bunch of sensitive conspiracy theory fannies their fans are, and won't want to risk this paid gig on local radio. I honestly think there's a good chance they're chatting shite that they don't believe so as not rock the boat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Bennett's speech pattern is RADGE btw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 It's that time again..... Are you sitting comfortably?...... (Clears throat)..... 🎵...and my stories must be told.🎶 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5642 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 3 minutes ago, Alex said: Are they no longer the reincarnation of early 1970s Ajax then? Also, has there been any word from that thick as pig’s shit mod on RTG? The one with the Pop Robson avatar. Hanging from his wardrobe. It remains to be seen if this is due to the result of the match or a Carradine situation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Just now, Gemmill said: Bennett's speech pattern is RADGE btw. I love the bloke, he's sounds like a manc/mackem Parker from Thunderbirds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35092 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Bennett: But you can also look at it on the uvva side. Why can't we do what Newcastle do? Why couldn't we press so high up? Gabbiadini: Well because we- Bennett: Because WHAT? Gabbiadini: - haven't got the players- Bennett: We haven't got the players to do that! That's what I'm sayin'! Fucking hell lads. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13885 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Mowbray to Birmingham 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Bennett: But you can also look at it on the uvva side. Why can't we do what Newcastle do? Why couldn't we press so high up? Gabbiadini: Well because we- Bennett: Because WHAT? Gabbiadini: - haven't got the players- Bennett: We haven't got the players to do that! That's what I'm sayin'! Fucking hell lads. Honestly, man. I'd sometimes put it on coming home from work and Bennett's voice is funny as fuck, especially when commentating and he says something like, 'arrgh what's he doing, man?' In that voice of his. He's obviously Sunderland through and through now but he doesn't sugarcoat it unlike that cunt Gabbiadini. The only ones worse are the fans of both clubs who ring in a lot of whom are either borderline mental or have never watched or played football in their lives? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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