Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Shitting it 13 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know Speaking of- Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!) which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23740 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Neptune's Kisses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24472 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What a sexy cunt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf. Again with the puns, Gemmzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: What a sexy cunt Looks like his acca just got busted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23740 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Ahhh bollocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12115 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Fuck me, the cunts are showing 74, cunts utter utter cunts. Keggan the cunt, never forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Neave on the bench again. 17yr old striker. Bring him on when we’re 3-0 up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34207 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of- Forgot about my shoulders setting off the ultra sensitive flush sensors at Thurrock. Treated to a constant flush and the resulting Neptune’s Kisses ( aye, fucking multiple!!) which, honestly, impacted on my enjoyment of a good clear out. I might write a very detailed letter of complaint to Moto UK. Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: Keggan the cunt Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, ewerk said: Still a more dignified method of cleaning than standing. Standing was an involuntary reaction to the Neptunes, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46410 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now. Get yourself down to Thurrock. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far. I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37965 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Gemmill said: Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far. I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 3177 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: ITV or sky? It's like a toss up between gonorrhoea or hemorrhoids. Same stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Nick Pope having his first touch tested by the GK coach. Knocking the ball into feet for him to control and knock back. Well that's reassuring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I hope Kelleher has a fucking stinker. I also hope Salah injures himself in the warm up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1432 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Nerves kicked in now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7971 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I’m not nervous at all. Pessimists generally never are. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23740 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I've had my third shit in the last two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7971 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, wykikitoon said: I've had my third shit in the last two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12115 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Him and Tooshuck and Highway tormented us. Plus the uber cunt Hughes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52492 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) Fuck me, this montage for their coverage of us is like a fever dream. Fucking Geordie dancer, Mike Ashley, and Boris Johnson announcing lock down interspersed with footage of us losing games. What the FUCK was that? Edited March 16 by Gemmill 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23740 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Ant & Dec had nee bother getting tickets I see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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