Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 3 minutes ago, Craig said: You can probably get some cream for that from the chemists. It was more a herbal bewilderment than a penile enrottenment. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I once got ferry lag after a trip to Amsterdam. I got left on a deserted ferry at ostend after the antwerp match. Edited September 3 by thebrokendoll 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 11 minutes ago, Toonpack said: You barely know what day it is, so that's no surprise tbh. honestly man. id resolved not to slaughter you today like I did yesterday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Just now, thebrokendoll said: I got left on a deserted ferry at ostend after the antwerp match. Belgian ferry worker 1 -“ What’s THAT ?” Belgian ferry worker 2- “ No idea,but I’m scared “ Belgian ferry worker 1- “ Shall we just leave it there and pretend we didn’t see it?” Belgian ferry worker 2 “ Ja, oui, Awè!” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12379 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It was more a herbal bewilderment than a penile enrottenment. Listen, your fucking mind is waaaay more rotten than any other part of your anatomy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Belgian ferry worker 1 -“ What’s THAT ?” Belgian ferry worker 2- “ No idea,but I’m scared “ Belgian ferry worker 1- “ Shall we just leave it there and pretend we didn’t see it?” Belgian ferry worker 2 “ Ja, oui, Awè!” it's actually reasonably accurate that. I hitched from cheltenham to ramsgate and went over to ostend as a foot passenger. got to talking to some newcastle supporters on the way over who give me a lift to antwerp and back to ostend after the game. ferry wasn't till 4am so got absolutely hammered and crawled under the seats to get some kip. when I woke up there was no fucker on the ship, just me. staggered about for a while all confused and went out on to the deck and realised I was still in belgium. went down to the lower decks where the cars should've been and that was deserted too apart from one bloke in hi-viz and a hard hat who demanded to know what the fuck i was doing there. turns out a walk way had collapsed at ramsgate port killing 6 people and there was nowhere for our ship to dock so they got every fucker off the ship and diverted everybody to calais and dunkirk, apart from me who no cunt spotted crashed out under the seats. I had £12 and my passport was in the car of the lads who I got a lift with. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 4202 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It was more a herbal bewilderment than a penile enrottenment. Hard to get penile enrottenment more than once I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43930 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: it's actually reasonably accurate that. I hitched from cheltenham to ramsgate and went over to ostend as a foot passenger. got to talking to some newcastle supporters on the way over who give me a lift to antwerp and back to ostend after the game. ferry wasn't till 4am so got absolutely hammered and crawled under the seats to get some kip. when I woke up there was no fucker on the ship, just me. staggered about for a while all confused and went out on to the deck and realised I was still in belgium. went down to the lower decks where the cars should've been and that was deserted too apart from one bloke in hi-viz and a hard hat who demanded to know what the fuck i was doing there. turns out a walk way had collapsed at ramsgate port killing 6 people and there was nowhere for our ship to dock so they got every fucker off the ship and diverted everybody to calais and dunkirk, apart from me who no cunt spotted crashed out under the seats. I had £12 and my passport was in the car of the lads who I got a lift with. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 10 minutes ago, MrBass said: Hard to get penile enrottenment more than once I suppose Depends how good your plastic surgeon is. For example, here’s a picture of a bell-end that’s had multiple surgeries and is still functioning ( NSFW, 18+ only, etc etc yadda yadda). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: the bloke in the car deck got me off the ship and took me to the p&o ticket office and I explained to them i had fuck all money and no passport. they must've felt really sorry for me or just wanted the bedraggled bloke who stank of alcohol out of belgium so they gave me a ticket for a seacat hovercraft to ramsgate for nowt. when I got back to blighty and passport control I explained to the customs people what had happened, they just pissed themselves laughing and let me through without me passport. eventful trip, cracking match. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6697 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: the bloke in the car deck got me off. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 So, what you’ve just admitted to here, is that you’re an illegal immigrant who came here by crossing the Channel with no documentation on a small(ish) boat? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14242 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 sort of aye. the lads who i got the lift with were from forest hall as far as i remember. my passport turned up in the post about 3 weeks later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12573 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 On 01/09/2025 at 23:41, Polarboy said: Germans are weird but generally harmless. Best not to think about why he has the social media of a 12 year old girl too much. He seems to love his mum, so he can't be all bad 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: the lads who i got the lift with were from forest hall as far as i remember I was nuts-deep in a Swedish lass in the south of France in Sep 1994. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15528 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Stop the boats 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50732 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Tom said: Wash the boats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12573 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: Burkino Faso is pretty much on the same time zone as us, which will help with travel tiredness. im not sure how the players get back from there. I think private jets are used more these days but no idea if Wissa would have access to this. note: I once sat behind Mart Poom on a flight from London to Newcastle after international duty. A little fact for you all. I once sat behind Pavel Srnicek on a flight back from London to Newcastle. There must be something funny about goalkeepers flying from London to Newcastle, but I'm fucked if I can find it. A little more colour on that story is that I got his autograph on the only bit of paper I could find - a sick bag. I said thank you and went to shake his hand but he'd already started holding hands with his wife again, so in a fit of awkward teenage panic I ruffled his hair. Sat for the next 15-20 minutes absolutely mortified and refused to leave my seat until I was sure he'd got off. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 That was the moment him and Pavela cursed you to baldness. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39227 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 And didn't TBD look delighted to be back. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12573 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That was the moment him and Pavela cursed you to baldness. Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, this is a gift. The money I've saved on shampoo and haircuts has kept me in blazers and pocket squares ten times over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, this is a gift. The money I've saved on shampoo and haircuts has kept me in blazers and pocket squares ten times over. It all makes sense now... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63190 Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Germany play tonight, away at Slovakia. No idea if he gets a game, but a chance to see our new signing in action potentially. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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