Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Was texting her yesterday on a boring journey to Sheffield. Asked her if she'd do my ironing naked in between sessions, she called me a horny devil and said she would. But I'd have to go to hers and that means taking all my clothes to hers with enough hangers to hang them on and then I'm taking the chance on her having a half decent iron and that she can actually iron properly!!! Too risky I reckon. I might just stop in on Staurday have a wank or 10 and do my own ironing in between. At least then I'll know it's getting done properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Was texting her yesterday on a boring journey to Sheffield. Asked her if she'd do my ironing naked in between sessions, she called me a horny devil and said she would. But I'd have to go to hers and that means taking all my clothes to hers with enough hangers to hang them on and then I'm taking the chance on her having a half decent iron and that she can actually iron properly!!! Too risky I reckon. I might just stop in on Staurday have a wank or 10 and do my own ironing in between. At least then I'll know it's getting done properly. 115273[/snapback] likely story, you've got it all arranged.... so are we going to set up this £50 hidden somewhere thing or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Any chance of changing your ava S-O? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Any chance of changing your ava S-O? 115283[/snapback] Im not quite sure thats what Alex meant to change it to mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Any chance of changing your ava S-O? 115283[/snapback] Aye, judiciously mind. I'm sure he's got a lot worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Any chance of changing your ava S-O? 115283[/snapback] Aye, judiciously mind. I'm sure he's got a lot worse! 115288[/snapback] Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Was texting her yesterday on a boring journey to Sheffield. Asked her if she'd do my ironing naked in between sessions, she called me a horny devil and said she would. But I'd have to go to hers and that means taking all my clothes to hers with enough hangers to hang them on and then I'm taking the chance on her having a half decent iron and that she can actually iron properly!!! Too risky I reckon. I might just stop in on Staurday have a wank or 10 and do my own ironing in between. At least then I'll know it's getting done properly. 115273[/snapback] likely story, you've got it all arranged.... so are we going to set up this £50 hidden somewhere thing or what? 115275[/snapback] I'm happy to do it if someone provides the 50 snots. I'll gather video evidence of the "drop" and subsequent "sting". I'll have to try and keep my pecker in my pants on the day though cos if she spots it she'll suss me a mile off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm happy to do it if someone provides the 50 snots. I'll gather video evidence of the "drop" and subsequent "sting". I'll have to try and keep my pecker in my pants on the day though cos if she spots it she'll suss me a mile off!!! 115293[/snapback] I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Monopoly money is the way to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14061 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a Swedish 50-crown note kicking about if you reckon she'd be easily fooled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've got a Swedish 50-crown note kicking about if you reckon she'd be easily fooled. 115297[/snapback] hmmm lets see, this is a girl who thinks blokes will leave 50quid in a hiding place in Durham on the hope of getting laid. I reckon she may just be foolish enough to believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm happy to do it if someone provides the 50 snots. I'll gather video evidence of the "drop" and subsequent "sting". I'll have to try and keep my pecker in my pants on the day though cos if she spots it she'll suss me a mile off!!! 115293[/snapback] I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. 115294[/snapback] You don't say!! Has no-one got the technology to print of some dodhy notes? I used to go out with a lass from Gateshead whose brother produced fake fivers and used them at the local garage for tabs. Quality specimens they were, I used a few in FYEO a few years back, silly strippers didn't have a clue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Joking aside, if it's not a wind-up, that's one fucked up young lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm happy to do it if someone provides the 50 snots. I'll gather video evidence of the "drop" and subsequent "sting". I'll have to try and keep my pecker in my pants on the day though cos if she spots it she'll suss me a mile off!!! 115293[/snapback] I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. 115294[/snapback] You don't say!! Has no-one got the technology to print of some dodhy notes? I used to go out with a lass from Gateshead whose brother produced fake fivers and used them at the local garage for tabs. Quality specimens they were, I used a few in FYEO a few years back, silly strippers didn't have a clue! 115353[/snapback] It just gets better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I forgot to mention, i asked this whore how she was shaved downstairs, bushy or bare? She's fully waxed, not a hair in sight around either hole apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 did you ask how long she's been doing this for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I forgot to mention, i asked this whore how she was shaved downstairs, bushy or bare? She's fully waxed, not a hair in sight around either hole apparently. 115363[/snapback] Nee pubes Nee tits 17? Right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I forgot to mention, i asked this whore how she was shaved downstairs, bushy or bare? She's fully waxed, not a hair in sight around either hole apparently. 115363[/snapback] You'd better hope that really was as a result of waxing mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17825 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I'm getting out this thread before the police come knocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 hmmm lets see, this is a girl who thinks blokes will leave 50quid in a hiding place in Durham on the hope of getting laid. I reckon she may just be foolish enough to believe it. 115299[/snapback] I reckon she understands blokes better than you give her credit for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 did you ask how long she's been doing this for? 115368[/snapback] When i said i wasn't gonna leave money somewhere for her she said she'd had 2 lads already and therefore I should be ok with leaving the money cos she will still give the service and not just disappear! I asked how much for just a blow job but she doesn't do owt for less than 100 quid. But you get her for the whole day or night for that and can go as many times as you like. I'm into tantric myself so I said it was more than likely i'd be in her for the duration swapping holes at regular intervals, she seemed happy enough with that tbh. Oh aye, she said she'd grow her pubes to any desired length too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 did you ask how long she's been doing this for? 115368[/snapback] When i said i wasn't gonna leave money somewhere for her she said she'd had 2 lads already and therefore I should be ok with leaving the money cos she will still give the service and not just disappear! I asked how much for just a blow job but she doesn't do owt for less than 100 quid. But you get her for the whole day or night for that and can go as many times as you like. I'm into tantric myself so I said it was more than likely i'd be in her for the duration swapping holes at regular intervals, she seemed happy enough with that tbh. Oh aye, she said she'd grow her pubes to any desired length too. 115442[/snapback] Mary Magdalen wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 showed one of me mates this thread, he's quite eager for the number should i pass it on and see how far he gets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 showed one of me mates this thread, he's quite eager for the numbershould i pass it on and see how far he gets 115448[/snapback] Smoothies sloppy seconds tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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