Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Perfect end to my favourite film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15430 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Fucking get a grip, you dopey winnit 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20165 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Her first husband thought he had a happy marriage until one day he got a little parcel in the post containing her wedding ring...good luck with that Harry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 10:41, Ayatollah Hermione said: Fucking get a grip, you dopey winnit Expand “Dear Diary…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38709 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Bit surprised to see CT being all for the Royal wedding when most on here aren't? It's Kitman I feel sorry for, my wife watched it while I sat in the garden and she didn't once force me at gunpoint to watch it like I assume his must've? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20165 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 11:24, Howmanheyman said: Bit surprised to see CT being all for the Royal wedding when most on here aren't? It's Kitman I feel sorry for, my wife watched it while I sat in the garden and she didn't once force me at gunpoint to watch it like I assume his must've? Expand Mustve been on around midnight in NZ so he plainly had the option of just of going to fuckin bed. He's basicallly CT in denial After my morning in the garden I went to the pub and watched the Scottish cup final with about 100 Celtic supporters, most of whom had no problem with singing songs glorifying the deeds of the IRA, therefore I decimate the field in the "most anti Royal gesture of the day" competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2549 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 11:24, Howmanheyman said: Bit surprised to see CT being all for the Royal wedding when most on here aren't? It's Kitman I feel sorry for, my wife watched it while I sat in the garden and she didn't once force me at gunpoint to watch it like I assume his must've? Expand Thanks mate. She didn’t want to watch it alone....I didn’t want to watch it at all.....there was blackmail involved..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Blackmail meaning no skeetatch for a week if you didn’t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38322 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Mac off Always Sunny... is less in denial than CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 He won’t understand that. CT- Alex is saying you’re gayer than a bucket of cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 15:09, Monkeys Fist said: He won’t understand that. CT- Alex is saying you’re gayer than a bucket of cocks. Expand In a sense he’s correct. No 2 please Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38322 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 You picked letters in Blockbusters, you moron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2549 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 12:49, Monkeys Fist said: Blackmail meaning no skeetatch for a week if you didn’t? Expand There was a clear inference of consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 “You won’t wut your duck for a week” *note “authentic” NZ accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2549 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 19:52, Monkeys Fist said: “You won’t wut your duck for a week” *note “authentic” NZ accent Expand I want my wife to sit on my deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Are you CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2549 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 20/05/2018 at 21:18, Monkeys Fist said: Are you CT? Expand I have a big deck whereas he has a large seating area 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47070 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 This “Whey Aye” big wheel they’re planning for Spillers Wharf… They can fuck right off with the name. If we’re having a Ferris Wheel, it’s The Bob Ferris Wheel , or else it’s getting burnt down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5587 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Loving this new data law and all these random emailers I’ve agreed to over the years now having to re apply for permission to bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4485 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 07:12, Christmas Tree said: Loving this new data law and all these random emailers I’ve agreed to over the years now having to re apply for permission to bother me. Expand Are you taking the piss you utter fucknut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5747 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 07:19, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Are you taking the piss you utter fucknut? Expand I actually agree with him on this one tbh, two weeks of deleting emails and I'll be damn near spam free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20165 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4485 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 07:34, Andrew said: I actually agree with him on this one tbh, two weeks of deleting emails and I'll be damn near spam free. Expand I was more going at the utter hypocrisy of the cockwomble Mr Brexiteer singing the praises of a law imposed by the EU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5747 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 On 23/05/2018 at 08:04, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I was more going at the utter hypocrisy of the cockwomble Mr Brexiteer singing the praises of a law imposed by the EU. Expand Ah well, there is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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