Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted Friday at 13:48 Share Posted Friday at 13:48 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Also getting up at dawn in midsummer and catching your breakfast from one of the local burns; gutting it, rolling it in oatmeal and frying it over a wee gas stove then eating the fucker for brekkie Porridge frog??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11410 Posted Friday at 14:20 Share Posted Friday at 14:20 Honestly? I think I enjoyed not knowing more than knowing. So, fuck you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted Friday at 14:31 Share Posted Friday at 14:31 3 hours ago, The Fish said: Honestly? I think I enjoyed not knowing more than knowing. So, fuck you. Now imagine all those tiny Chinese kiddies picking each grain of rice out of its husk just so you can scarf down your Succulent Chinese Meal and Curry sauce every Friday night. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19671 Posted Friday at 16:45 Share Posted Friday at 16:45 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Porridge frog??? Saw this in Singapore https://www.singaporeatriumsale.com.sg/post/a-feast-of-frogs-singapores-porridge-paradise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12114 Posted Friday at 16:48 Share Posted Friday at 16:48 3 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell you’re right there Fist 😮 Triffic pic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted Friday at 18:02 Share Posted Friday at 18:02 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Saw this in Singapore https://www.singaporeatriumsale.com.sg/post/a-feast-of-frogs-singapores-porridge-paradise Whale oil beef hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12114 Posted yesterday at 08:29 Share Posted yesterday at 08:29 Strong evidence Gemmill has roman ancestry discovered !!!!!! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7560 Posted yesterday at 11:14 Share Posted yesterday at 11:14 Yesterday, I discovered that a carefully selected dry cowpat makes a surprisingly effective frisbee. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted yesterday at 12:06 Share Posted yesterday at 12:06 50 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Yesterday, I discovered that a carefully selected dry cowpat makes a surprisingly effective frisbee. The official world record for throwing one is 266ft. Did you get anywhere near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37962 Posted yesterday at 13:08 Share Posted yesterday at 13:08 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The official world record for throwing one is 266ft. Did you get anywhere near? He's roughly five thousand miles away from where the record was set so not even close, tbh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted yesterday at 13:21 Share Posted yesterday at 13:21 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He's roughly five thousand miles away from where the record was set so not even close, tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52448 Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago The rabbits have paid the price for a week or so of escaping my cat. Came down this morning and there was a dead rabbit with its head bitten off on the kitchen floor. Its head lay a foot or so away. Fucking. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7335 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago The cat clearly knows it's triggering you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Have you considered keeping the murderous little fucker indoors? For your sake and the rabbits sakes. And us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37749 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Can you not get the fiend a collar with a bell or something at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34195 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago A sack and a few bricks is what is required. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37962 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46402 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor? There’s already a Beast of Wideopen living at the same address Taxi, pet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52448 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Can you not get the fiend a collar with a bell or something at least We got her a collar with a bell on it when she was relentlessly murdering just mice. There was about a week of no murders, and then they resumed so she obviously worked out a new technique - I assume holding the bell still with her front paws and wading in on her hind legs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52448 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago I've just accepted my role as the parent of a serial killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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