Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Also getting up at dawn in midsummer and catching your breakfast from one of the local burns; gutting it, rolling it in oatmeal and frying it over a wee gas stove then eating the fucker for brekkie Porridge frog??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11476 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Honestly? I think I enjoyed not knowing more than knowing. So, fuck you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, The Fish said: Honestly? I think I enjoyed not knowing more than knowing. So, fuck you. Now imagine all those tiny Chinese kiddies picking each grain of rice out of its husk just so you can scarf down your Succulent Chinese Meal and Curry sauce every Friday night. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19802 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Porridge frog??? Saw this in Singapore https://www.singaporeatriumsale.com.sg/post/a-feast-of-frogs-singapores-porridge-paradise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12247 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 3 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Fuckin hell you’re right there Fist 😮 Triffic pic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Saw this in Singapore https://www.singaporeatriumsale.com.sg/post/a-feast-of-frogs-singapores-porridge-paradise Whale oil beef hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12247 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Strong evidence Gemmill has roman ancestry discovered !!!!!! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7592 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Yesterday, I discovered that a carefully selected dry cowpat makes a surprisingly effective frisbee. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 50 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Yesterday, I discovered that a carefully selected dry cowpat makes a surprisingly effective frisbee. The official world record for throwing one is 266ft. Did you get anywhere near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38166 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The official world record for throwing one is 266ft. Did you get anywhere near? He's roughly five thousand miles away from where the record was set so not even close, tbh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: He's roughly five thousand miles away from where the record was set so not even close, tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52942 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 The rabbits have paid the price for a week or so of escaping my cat. Came down this morning and there was a dead rabbit with its head bitten off on the kitchen floor. Its head lay a foot or so away. Fucking. Gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7555 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 The cat clearly knows it's triggering you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Have you considered keeping the murderous little fucker indoors? For your sake and the rabbits sakes. And us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37944 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Can you not get the fiend a collar with a bell or something at least 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34397 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 A sack and a few bricks is what is required. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38166 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Could he not dye it's fur black and take some shaky video footage of it as turns to dusk with a rabbit in it's mouth and try to pass it off as a mysterious black cat who's migrated from Bodmin moor? There’s already a Beast of Wideopen living at the same address Taxi, pet? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52942 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 14 minutes ago, Alex said: Can you not get the fiend a collar with a bell or something at least We got her a collar with a bell on it when she was relentlessly murdering just mice. There was about a week of no murders, and then they resumed so she obviously worked out a new technique - I assume holding the bell still with her front paws and wading in on her hind legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52942 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I've just accepted my role as the parent of a serial killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13020 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7555 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Any of you poker players? Pretty much did the equivalent of Leicester winning the Premier League last night. Down to 2 players, blinds of 12K and I had 525 chips left. 7 all-ins later and somehow I ended up winning! The fact I was up against my lad, and it stopped him having a hat-trick of wins might have been an added sweetener! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38166 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Craig's lad looking at his old man.... 🎵 And the night got deathly quiet And Craig's face lost all expression He said said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, You gotta learn to play it right" You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealing's done 🎶 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7555 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 it was more akin to this tbh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52942 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Had to go to @Alexand @Monkeys Fist's Forest Hall manor this morning to drop something off on Northumberland Avenue. VERY swanky. Beautiful tree lined streets with fucking mansions up either side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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