Renton 24546 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago Co-op definitely were done, Sainsburys too most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46572 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4787 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago We got cyber attacked during lockdown, it was class. Couldn’t log on or do any work at all for about a month, full pay, nice weather, fuck all to do. Bliss 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46572 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Craig said: Sainsburys too most likely. Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52861 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 30 minutes ago, Craig said: I leave that shit to the nerds. Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23888 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. 5 and a quarter inch. Ooooo get you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. If it's the same arseholes then it doesn't matter a jot how up to date the systems are, they're employing old-fashioned impersonation tactics to get people to reveal personal information - login details, passwords, 2FA codes, etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus. Pre-bald Gemmill. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24382 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 20 minutes ago, Renton said: Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? no fresh veg in the local supermarkets near me either. i had to get my avocados from the insanely expensive organic fruit and veg shop 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24546 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad. Burying girls under the patio is one thing, but this is a step too far. You sir are a fucking monster. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24546 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Craig said: Pre-bald Gemmill. Fake news, I can assure you I have never wanted to fuck Gemmill at any age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Fake news, I can assure you I have never wanted to fuck Gemmill at any age. Still living in denial 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46572 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 3 minutes ago, Renton said: Burying girls under the patio is one thing, but this is a step too far. You sir are a fucking monster. Aye, anyone who deep fry’s “roast potatoes” should be hung by their own intestines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13010 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 22 minutes ago, Craig said: Still living in denial We've done this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13010 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Quiff can recommend something for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52861 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that This sounds fucking hilarious. This is what happens when very average people become convinced that they're "artists". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago I appreciate ‘Mother of the forum’ won’t be impressed by this but Catholics are fucking bonkers!! Literally stood in St Peter’s Square for 10 hours now staring at a chimney waiting for white smoke that isn’t expected until Saturday at the earliest! The world’s media is televising this action-packed event non-stop as well … they could be sat at home watching it! Someone lob a white smoke grenade at the roof of the Sistine Chapel, will ya so normal viewing can resume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46572 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Standing looking at a chimney is one of the least bonkers things that’s been done “in the name if the Lord” over the millennia, let’s be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 488 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 3 hours ago, Craig said: I appreciate ‘Mother of the forum’ won’t be impressed by this but Catholics are fucking bonkers!! There’ll be no arguments from me. I’m nowt if not self-aware of the batshitness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15171 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 488 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 18 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt Vatican City doesn’t have taxes. It’ll be all them tourists buying Catholic tat that’ll be funding it. I’ve now got visions of a Henry VIII style feast/Last Supper mash-up. Time for bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7482 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago The funniest point was the BBC reporter asking some ‘expert analyst’ why it was 90 minutes beyond the time when we should see a result to which he replied “we might not even get one tonight” ”But why not, we were told we would. Will we find out why it’s delayed?” ”Yes, but not until conclave is complete” She was genuinely lost for words at that. 24/7 media, man … they think they can get answers to everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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