Renton 24882 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Co-op definitely were done, Sainsburys too most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47051 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 08:58, Renton said: Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? Expand Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4907 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 We got cyber attacked during lockdown, it was class. Couldn’t log on or do any work at all for about a month, full pay, nice weather, fuck all to do. Bliss 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47051 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:00, Craig said: Sainsburys too most likely. Expand Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 08:36, Craig said: I leave that shit to the nerds. Expand Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24278 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:03, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Expand 5 and a quarter inch. Ooooo get you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:03, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Expand If it's the same arseholes then it doesn't matter a jot how up to date the systems are, they're employing old-fashioned impersonation tactics to get people to reveal personal information - login details, passwords, 2FA codes, etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:09, Gemmill said: Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus. Expand Pre-bald Gemmill. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24547 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 08:58, Renton said: Dunno if it's linked to this attack affecting delivery, but there is fuck all fresh food in any supermarket near me, especially the coop and M&S. Where the fuck am I going to get my salad from for me and the guinea pigs? Expand no fresh veg in the local supermarkets near me either. i had to get my avocados from the insanely expensive organic fruit and veg shop 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24882 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:01, Monkeys Fist said: Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad. Expand Burying girls under the patio is one thing, but this is a step too far. You sir are a fucking monster. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24882 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:14, Craig said: Pre-bald Gemmill. Expand Fake news, I can assure you I have never wanted to fuck Gemmill at any age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:20, Renton said: Fake news, I can assure you I have never wanted to fuck Gemmill at any age. Expand Still living in denial 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47051 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:19, Renton said: Burying girls under the patio is one thing, but this is a step too far. You sir are a fucking monster. Expand Aye, anyone who deep fry’s “roast potatoes” should be hung by their own intestines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13188 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:23, Craig said: Still living in denial Expand We've done this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13188 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 09:03, Monkeys Fist said: Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc. Expand Quiff can recommend something for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that This sounds fucking hilarious. This is what happens when very average people become convinced that they're "artists". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 I appreciate ‘Mother of the forum’ won’t be impressed by this but Catholics are fucking bonkers!! Literally stood in St Peter’s Square for 10 hours now staring at a chimney waiting for white smoke that isn’t expected until Saturday at the earliest! The world’s media is televising this action-packed event non-stop as well … they could be sat at home watching it! Someone lob a white smoke grenade at the roof of the Sistine Chapel, will ya so normal viewing can resume? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47051 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Standing looking at a chimney is one of the least bonkers things that’s been done “in the name if the Lord” over the millennia, let’s be honest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 18:33, Craig said: I appreciate ‘Mother of the forum’ won’t be impressed by this but Catholics are fucking bonkers!! Expand There’ll be no arguments from me. I’m nowt if not self-aware of the batshitness. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15421 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 07/05/2025 at 22:04, Ayatollah Hermione said: Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt Expand Vatican City doesn’t have taxes. It’ll be all them tourists buying Catholic tat that’ll be funding it. I’ve now got visions of a Henry VIII style feast/Last Supper mash-up. Time for bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7992 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 The funniest point was the BBC reporter asking some ‘expert analyst’ why it was 90 minutes beyond the time when we should see a result to which he replied “we might not even get one tonight” ”But why not, we were told we would. Will we find out why it’s delayed?” ”Yes, but not until conclave is complete” She was genuinely lost for words at that. 24/7 media, man … they think they can get answers to everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38280 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 On 07/05/2025 at 11:25, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that This sounds fucking hilarious. This is what happens when very average people become convinced that they're "artists". Expand Tbf I’d much rather go to that than see him in concert 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24278 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Having been brought up Catholic and having catholic elder relatives. Yes, catholics are fucking radge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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