General Random Conversation..

[Renton 24555]

All religions and cults are batshit. What about King Charles hiding behind a screen during his coronation getting his dose of coronation oil? Imagine believing he is God's representative on Earth man. What's been highlighted here is more to do with media than the religion anyway, the concept of conclave is on the rational side of things, relatively. Catholics believe they drink Jesus's blood and actually eat his flesh on a weekly basis. This isn't a  metaphorical to many, it's a literal belief (to my relatives at each). Batshit doesn't cover it 

[Howmanheyman 38143]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Catholics believe they drink Jesus's blood and actually eat his flesh on a weekly basis. This isn't a  metaphorical to many, it's a literal belief (to my relatives at each). Batshit doesn't cover it 

 

The best before date must have finally expired, surely?

[NJS 4721]

16 minutes ago, Renton said:

All religions and cults are batshit. What about King Charles hiding behind a screen during his coronation getting his dose of coronation oil? Imagine believing he is God's representative on Earth man. What's been highlighted here is more to do with media than the religion anyway, the concept of conclave is on the rational side of things, relatively. Catholics believe they drink Jesus's blood and actually eat his flesh on a weekly basis. This isn't a  metaphorical to many, it's a literal belief (to my relatives at each). Batshit doesn't cover it 

I was talking about this at the weekend with my lass and we agreed that the "democracy" of the conclave is good in principle but they probably spoil it by saying they pray for guidance and the decision is God's will. 

 

I still think transubstantiation is the most batshit belief across any religion - including the nonsense in Scientology. 

[Renton 24555]

Catholics are Cannibals. 

[wykikitoon 23902]

Whilst in Italy recently, we went to a couple of Cathedrals and other places.  Some of the artwork and artifacts were early C14th.  I find it quite mind blowing some of the stuff I was seeing.  The religious art is mad.  The yanks were all wanking over it and crossing themselves too  

[NJS 4721]

It certainly has its roots in the human sacrifice rituals of other civilisations - it fits in with JC's own supposed "sacrifice" for us. 

 

(That's in reply to Renton's canniibal post not religious art) 

Edited 8 hours ago by NJS

[Gemmill 52901]

Wanking then crossing themselves? Classic Catholic behaviour. 

[Renton 24555]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Whilst in Italy recently, we went to a couple of Cathedrals and other places.  Some of the artwork and artifacts were early C14th.  I find it quite mind blowing some of the stuff I was seeing.  The religious art is mad.  The yanks were all wanking over it and crossing themselves too  

 

Was it as good as Mara Largo though? 

[Monkeys Fist 46580]

When we were in Normandy with the kids, we came across the Basilica of Saint Therese of Lisieux, massive Cathedral started in 1929, finished in 1954, with some mild bombing* in between. 

 

Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area- the pairings and murals inside are fucking mad, in fact, I’d recommend dropping a tab before you go, it’s the only way to explain this depiction of the Middle Eastern lad Jesus

 

Bat 

Shit

Insanity 

 

 

* you can go up the outside of the dome, and on the top path there’s an in situ shell from ww2, stuck in the pathway, which, of course,didn’t go off and was a miracle. 

[wykikitoon 23902]

So I am currently working my notice.  I asked if I could finish tomorrow, but got told 'we have a few bits on you could help us with so can you do the week after'  so I agreed.

Was on holiday last week, came back into work on Tuesday.  I had half a morning to get through my emails I had from my holiday.  About 9ish we have a resource meeting.  I told main gaffers I have to clear a few bits but I am ready for the jobs they want me on.   I am still waiting for these jobs and have spent since 12pm on Tuesday twiddling my thumbs  

 

These jobs they want me on, are more than a weeks worth of work so I don't see the point in me starting them as I wont finish them.  So I am sat here with fuck all to do bored shitless. BUT I am getting paid I suppose  

[Gemmill 52901]

Go for a five pint lunch. 

[Craig 7522]

42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

When we were in Normandy with the kids, we came across the Basilica of Saint Therese of Lisieux, massive Cathedral started in 1929, finished in 1954, with some mild bombing* in between. 

Jesus was albino, who'd have known.

[RobinRobin 13012]

7 minutes ago, Craig said:

Jesus was albino, who'd have known.

Surely God wouldn't have it any other way. 

[Craig 7522]

Just now, RobinRobin said:

Surely God wouldn't have it any other way. 

Racist!

[RobinRobin 13012]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

Racist!

Are you suggesting I'm God? 

[The Fish 11469]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

Are you suggesting I'm God? 

Nah, we can't both be.

[Gemmill 52901]

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos. 

[Dazzler 12723]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos. 

It’s wall to wall Murray mints and worthers. Every so often a quality street tin is thrown in the room to liven things up a bit, but it’s always got a sewing kit in it.

[Renton 24555]

I reckon it's a huge neddy orgy with nun sluts and buckfast. Explains why they're in there so long. 

[Renton 24555]

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

So I am currently working my notice.  I asked if I could finish tomorrow, but got told 'we have a few bits on you could help us with so can you do the week after'  so I agreed.

Was on holiday last week, came back into work on Tuesday.  I had half a morning to get through my emails I had from my holiday.  About 9ish we have a resource meeting.  I told main gaffers I have to clear a few bits but I am ready for the jobs they want me on.   I am still waiting for these jobs and have spent since 12pm on Tuesday twiddling my thumbs  

 

These jobs they want me on, are more than a weeks worth of work so I don't see the point in me starting them as I wont finish them.  So I am sat here with fuck all to do bored shitless. BUT I am getting paid I suppose  

 

I worked* a few days I was owed on my a/l and certainly appreciated the extra cash the next month. 

 

* Didn't work. 

[Dazzler 12723]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

I reckon it's a huge neddy orgy with nun sluts and buckfast. Explains why they're in there so long. 

Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party

[wykikitoon 23902]

5 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I worked* a few days I was owed on my a/l and certainly appreciated the extra cash the next month. 

 

* Didn't work. 

I am taking 3 weeks off before starting my new job so the brass will help. Considering for this week I've done fuck all and it will probably the same next week as they don't know their arse from their elbow. 

[Renton 24555]

29 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party

 

It's not all pedophilia. There'll be few of these to get the party going. 

 

[PaddockLad 19785]

Pape, done

 

 

Smart money is on Seamus O’Lopez, archbishop of Lima;  half Irish, half alpaca 🦙 

[Craig 7522]

An American in the Vatican! Trump’s plan to take over the world continues