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6 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Best I could do.

 

 

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Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. 

 

I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots).

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home

 

These cunts. 

 

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One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. 

 

But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. 

 

Fuck these people. Screenshot_20250519-140848.thumb.png.ee3cf2686c573732135a416672bb0f4f.png

 

Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. 

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home

 

These cunts. 

 

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One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. 

 

But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. 

 

Fuck these people. Screenshot_20250519-140848.thumb.png.ee3cf2686c573732135a416672bb0f4f.png

 

Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. 

 

Cunts. 

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The judge went to visit their house and there were 20 balls in their bushes. :lol:

 

Chuck them back, you pair of pricks. You're millionaires, build a big net fence to stop them coming over. 

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Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. 

Fuck me, what a pile of shit, get some perspective you upper-class pricks!

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6 minutes ago, Craig said:

Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. 
 

 

Did you look for a pool that's full of footballs? 

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Right I've found said football pitch and their gaff. The pitch is is the 5-a-side one to the right of the image, their house is that monstrosity to the left - I assume the pool has a cover on it. Basically the road is nearer than the football pitch. Someone needs to go there with a ball cannon and just aim it at the pool FFS

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9 minutes ago, Craig said:

Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. 

 

Don't worry rookie, Detective ewerk is on the case.

 

 

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I'm just reading an alternative article on it. Get this prick.... 

"Mr Bakhaty, 77, claimed the school 'deliberately' built the football pitch to 'upset' him and his wife."

Yeah that's right, a school spent £36,000 of their precious budget just to piss you off. Also the school initially setup a meeting to discuss the matter with Mr and Mrs Bakhaty but it was said this was 'not a success'.

What an absolute pair of cunts!

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