Christmas Tree 5567 Posted Saturday at 13:25 Share Posted Saturday at 13:25 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12427 Posted Saturday at 20:06 Share Posted Saturday at 20:06 6 hours ago, Renton said: Best I could do. Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13104 Posted yesterday at 01:21 Share Posted yesterday at 01:21 11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: No way you're a big cock! 🍄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53523 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home These cunts. One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. Fuck these people. Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38472 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/may/19/couple-successfully-sue-council-over-schools-footballs-landing-in-garden-of-2m-home These cunts. One every other day ffs. If the kid next door to me is playing football, I might get the ball coming over 5 times in an afternoon. You just chuck it back when you see it. But not if you're a rich cunt. Then you have to try and actually stop kids from being able to play football so that it doesn't stop you swimming in your pool or having your annual summer party. Fuck these people. Fair play to the judge. Here's a grand and a comment that will upset you a lot more. Cunts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53523 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago (edited) The judge went to visit their house and there were 20 balls in their bushes. Chuck them back, you pair of pricks. You're millionaires, build a big net fence to stop them coming over. Edited 4 hours ago by Gemmill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38171 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago That and they bought a house next to a fucking school. The stupid stuck up arrogant cunts. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38472 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Should've made them pay the court costs and ordered them to do 200 hours community service reffing the five-a-sides. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7811 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Fuck me, what a pile of shit, get some perspective you upper-class pricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53523 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 6 minutes ago, Craig said: Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Did you look for a pool that's full of footballs? Edited 4 hours ago by Gemmill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7811 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Right I've found said football pitch and their gaff. The pitch is is the 5-a-side one to the right of the image, their house is that monstrosity to the left - I assume the pool has a cover on it. Basically the road is nearer than the football pitch. Someone needs to go there with a ball cannon and just aim it at the pool FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34727 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Craig said: Winchester's just down the road from me and I'd heard of that school so out of curiosity, I opened up google maps. I can't see one house in the vincinty of that school having a swimming pool in its back garden and certainly not near the all weather pitch. Don't worry rookie, Detective ewerk is on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34727 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Beat me to it by seconds! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53523 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago The extra time taken to write that HUBRIS-SOAKED message has cost you DEAR. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7811 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) I'm just reading an alternative article on it. Get this prick.... "Mr Bakhaty, 77, claimed the school 'deliberately' built the football pitch to 'upset' him and his wife." Yeah that's right, a school spent £36,000 of their precious budget just to piss you off. Also the school initially setup a meeting to discuss the matter with Mr and Mrs Bakhaty but it was said this was 'not a success'. What an absolute pair of cunts! Edited 4 hours ago by Craig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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