Park Life 70 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Just made me think, Gemmill's Christmas Do will be coming up soon. Fear for the taxi-ranks of Tyneside. He only 'escorts' them remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 34 minutes ago, Park Life said: He only 'escorts' them remember. They're only escorts if he pays them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Just made me think, Gemmill's Christmas Do will be coming up soon. Fear for the taxi-ranks of Tyneside. It was earlier this week. I drove and gave two female team members a lift home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: It was earlier this week. I drove and gave two female team members a lift home. I know mate you worry about their safety. Jesus there isn't one thing you could learn from Dexter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It was earlier this week. I drove and gave two female team members a lift home. Keeping the lie simple is a good strategy, nice one. But try not to sound so cold, "I drove and gave two female team members a lift home"... sounds too rigid, you don't want to give them any reason to suspect you. "I wasn't drinking, so I drove them both home, Sandra was a bit tipsy y'see." "I dropped them off near Jenny's place. Why? Is everything ok officer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30404 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 A.K.A the Ice Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 I'm just a great bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just spent a couple grand on an axe. 'Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Couple of active pick-ups in the boot. They won't be active for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Couple of active pick-ups in the boot. They won't be active for long. Are we still talking about you giving them a lift home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Hahahahaha BIJOU! Fish mate, don’t go. If you come out without hepatitis you have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 He went in to prove he's not the cunt he's made out to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 23 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: First MOT of 350z ownership today. Wish me luck. What a shit show. Got an advisory for slight exhaust leak and when I turn up the backbox has detached from the mid pipe on one side. It clearly wasn't that bad when I took it on because I can now hear the two parts vibrating off each other so theyve obviously been pulling at it. To make things worse the mileage on my car is 68000 and directly underneath the mileage there's a trip reading of displayed as 8023.4. The stupid fucking cunt wrote the mileage in my service book as 80234. So i pointed it out and he's had to fuckin tip ex it out. Car now looks clocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Oh aye and they failed it at first for none operational headlamp washers when I know for a fact they work 100% perfectly. Hate dealing with garages like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26335 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Using private garages seems like a very strange way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 As opposed to what? A main dealer??!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26335 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Over here MOTs are done by public test centres. All run by the state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 18 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Just spent a couple grand on an axe. 'Nuff said Wow, that's interesting. People like me are interested by these turn of events because... ... are you the same bloke who got put on his arse by a lesbian a few months ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I'd be booted out of Australia for that! After the lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I'd be booted out of Australia for that! After the lesbian. So it's true, it was you who was bashed by a lesbian then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 You're late to the party here Ken, have you been in a Shiraz induced stupor for the last few months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 22 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: You're late to the party here Ken, have you been in a Shiraz induced stupor for the last few months? Not late, no. Happy to rehash old posts if you want but I wanted to make sure it was you first, you boring cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 DRINKY KEN IS OFF THE WAGON GUYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I can see why you got smacked by a girl tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 I dunno why this started but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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